Nordverse

The Nordverse, also known as Nord by Nordwest: The Quest for the Ultra Kodex Reloaded, is a recurring segment created by Sam Riegel as a way to promote Nord VPN during the announcement portion of Critical Role episodes. It features several Critical Role cast members acting as their "hackersonas", speaking in an exaggerated and often nonsensical computer jargon.

Characters
BlackWillow73 Sam's hacker persona is blackwillow73@aol.com, often shortened to BlackWillow73. He appears in every Nordverse segment as the main character. He has an old telephone receiver taped to the side of his head. His master password is always "swordfish".

CryptonicOverride

CryptonicOverride is Laura's hacker persona. She has appeared in all but the first Nordverse segment. Although she initially tried to hack BlackWillow73, she became his trusted partner in their quest to defeat the Ultra Kodex. CryptonicOverride wears her signature keyboard on her arm.

Cereal Killer

Cereal Killer is a character from the 1995 movie Hackers. Matthew Lillard reprised his role during a special appearance on the third Nordverse segment.

FreezerBurn

Taliesin's hacker persona, FreezerBurn, was a level 12 master hacker who retired after spending 10 years in nano-jail for electro-crimes against webmanity. He came back to help BlackWillow73 and CryptonicOverride escape the internet, then sacrificed his hacking powers to help them. He used a power glove as his main hacking device.

MadHatterson

MadHatterson is Ashley's harcker persona who helped FreezerBurn save the main two hackers, and returned in the final battle against the Ultra Kodex. She speaks in a cockney accent.

TechnoSpice69

TechnoSpice69 is Marisha's hacker persona, a 90's themed hacker who helped BlackWillow & crew during the final battle against the Ultra Kodex. She has a walkman taped to her arm.

Commodore69

Commodore69 is Liam's hacker persona, who helped BlackWillow & crew during the final battle against the Ultra Kodex. He uses a Vectrex as his main hacking device.

The Ultra Kodex

BlackWillow73 and CryptonicOverride searched for the Ultra Kodex tirelessly, then attempted to take it down until it was finally revealed that Matt had been the Ultra Kodex all along!

History


BlackWillow73 made his first appearance, attempting to hack an unspecified target, but couldn't get past the protection of NordVPN.



BlackWillow73 refused to use NordVPN's protection, believing he didn't need it, but was suddenly hacked by a faceless enemy calling themselves CryptonicOverride. BlackWillow73 quickly booted up his Nord VPN fail-safe disk and managed to ice out the hacker. CryptonicOverride admitted defeat with a heavily encrypted voice-over, but warned that they would be back to defeat BlackWillow73 and find the true source of the Ultra Kodex.



BlackWillow73 set out to expose the identity of CryptonicOverride. However, he was sliced immediately, and received a message from his nemesis. By playing around with the message's audio file, BlackWillow finally uncovered the truth: CryptonicOverride was, in fact, Laura Bailey! She challenged BlackWillow73 to a hack-off, but during their battle, they were simul-sliced by the Ultra Kodex. Realizing that the Ultra Kodex was going to infect the whole world, the two hackers realized there was only one solution: hack the planet.



BlackWillow73 joined forces with CryptonicOverride to reach the Ultra Kodex. After 18 straight hours of side channel spoof dashing, they were about to reach it, when they were suddenly simul-sliced! They were joined by Cereal Killer, who told them that hacking Ultra Kodex was possible, and suggested they use the legendrary Mobius device. The three of them joined forces, but it turned out to be a trap! BlackWillow73 and CryptonicOverride were trapped inside the internet, where they could never stop Cereal Killer's Ultra Kodex.



BlackWillow73 and CryptonicOverride had been trapped inside the internet for nano-days, avoiding and fighting obstacles along the way. After an amazing display of skill, they stared into each other's eyes lovingly, but CryptonicOverride interupted the moment, reminding BlackWillow73 that they had to get to safety. They took refuge in Dani Carr's Pinterest account and wondered who could have the power to save them... in the outside world, Taliesin shook his head and put on his hacking glove for one last slice, even though he had swore not to go back to his hacking ways.



Taliesin explained his dark past as FreezerBurn, a level 12 master hacker, and began trying to pull BlackWillow73 and CryptonicOverride from their internet prison. However, this was a two-man job, and so MadHatterson joined the fight! Working together, they managed to bring back the other two hackers. Upon arrival, BlackWillow73 told the others that everything had changed, and that he had a secret to tell them all...



BlackWillow73, CryptonicOverride and FreezerBurn were ready to take down the Ultra Kodex, but... BlackWillow73 and CryptonicOverride lost all their hacking powers! FreezerBurn offered to transfer his 1.21 gigaflops of brain archives to them, but he'll lose his powers forever. The transfer worked, the two hackers are cured, and FreezerBurn is no more.



Happy Hack-oween! BlackWillow73 had been hard at work trying to hack into the Ultra Kodex, but was focused on eating candy tonight. That is, until he found out that his bag of candy bars had been hacked, replacing all his sweets by candy corn! After investigating the crime scene, he found a hidden USB drive that revealed a mysterious message: "Eat this, u latex dork". Matthew confusedly pointed out that "latex dork" is his Playa name at Burning Man, then discovered that BlackWillow's stolen candy were on his desk! Someone was trying to turn them against each other, but who?



Thanks to NordVPN, the internet had been totally safe for the past few gigaflops, and the Ultra Kodex had gone into cyber hibernation. Blackwillow73 and CryptonicOverride were taking the entire Critical Role cast on a VR tour of hackerspace. It all went well and everyone was having fun, until Travis was suddenly hacked and became paralyzed! The hackers couldn't believe it... only the Ultra Kodex could have done this, and that could only mean one thing: the Ultra Kodex was someone in this room! Piecing together hints from previous adventures, BlackWillow73 finally learned the truth: the Ultra Kodex had been Matt all along! Matt laughed and told BlackWillow73 he was too late. He would only unfreeze Travis once his demands were met!



BlackWillow73 and CryptonicOverride asked Matt, or should we say, the Ultra Kodex, what his demands were in exchange for defragging Travis. He told them that he was tired of these ridiculous NordVPN ads, and wanted to do them himself. If the Ultra Kodex can't control the Nordverse, he will defrag all of NordVPN! BlackWillow and CryptonicOverride refused to let that happened, and challenged him to a hack off. But the Ultra Kodex was too powerful, and he sliced CryptonicOverride, the only woman BlackWillow had ever loved! The Ultra Kodex revealed that he was about to use BlackWillow73's master password to take him down, and asked if he had any last words.



BlackWillow was the only one left to face the Ultra Kodex. But before the Ultra Kodex could delete him, he was joined by TechnoSpice69, FreezerBurn (who got his powers back from Satan), MadHatterson and Commodore69. Together, they managed to override the Ultra Kodex's system and bring back Travis and CryptonicOverride. However, BlackWillow sacrificed his body and became one with the internet, becoming a beautiful gleaming cube. CryptonicOverride lamented the loss of the only man she'd ever loved, and wondered what it could mean. Travis promised he would explain... next time.

Trivia

 * Laura mistakenly called Sam "BlackWillow69" during the segment that aired with, and again during the one in.
 * During the segment that aired with, not only BlackWillow but all other hackers had their names altered to finish with the number 69.
 * There was a NordVPN sponsorship during that did not feature a Nordverse bit.