The Oh No Plateau

is the second episode of Exandria Unlimited.

Previously on Exandria Unlimited
''Last time, you all woke up post-a rooftop pissing contest, and grabbed some brunch together at a lovely little inn and tavern called The Third Wing. You met a Nameless One who went by Poska, who gave you a job to head down to the docks, liberate something fancy, and leave it in a warehouse. You all boarded the Blightstar, an Issylra galleon, took something of great interest, and then in a warehouse were jumped by some thieves with an interesting ability to vanish and reappear.''

''You now are all in the midst of a rainy day in Emon, crossing town. That's where we'll begin.''

Epilogue
''Ted watches from her low, dark place. She seethes with a frustration that she's known her entire life. It's mingled with love, yes, and duty, but frustration nonetheless. She will cave, eventually. She knows that she will always protect her sister: protect her from the world, from herself. Always.''

Player Characters

 * Dariax Zaveon
 * Dorian Storm
 * Fearne Calloway
 * Little Mister
 * Opal
 * Orym of the Air Ashari

Returning

 * Poska

New

 * Arthur
 * Ted
 * Lorkathar
 * Jhessho Lister
 * Reyan Lister

Mentioned

 * Thordak
 * Keyleth of the Air Ashari
 * Shaun Gilmore
 * Lolth

Quotations
Fearne: Maybe. That's entirely possible because to be honest, we're all very attractive. Opal: True. Fearne: Should we just be cool? Dariax: I've been doing that since I woke up, but sure. Opal: Okay, that's insulting, first of all-- Ted: But not inaccurate! [...] Literally, I made this bitch magic and she's asking me to leave. Cool. Cool.
 * Opal: (after sensing they are being followed) Do they think we're cute?
 * Orym: They should put that on billboards around Whitestone: "Whitestone: Is it drugs yet?"
 * Ted: (about the Circlet) Did you consider that maybe with your incredibly weak moral fiber, that it would make you evil?