The Midnight Chase

is the third episode of the first chapter of the second campaign for Critical Role.

Pre-Stream
Matt thanks Liam for his ever-creative vocabulary every week, right before the camera goes live.

Announcements

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Previously on Critical Role
"So, last we left off: This intrepid band of slowly-converging-individual-stories-into-some-semblance-of-an-adventuring-party have found themselves caught up in an investigation. There was a Carnival that you had attended - of which Mollymauk was a part of - that had a terrible scenario occur: An older man who was at the Carnival had been transformed, in the middle of the performance, into some horrible undead creature that attacked and assaulted other people within the tent.  You defeated it, and then since, have all been under investigation and been told that you can't leave the town.

"To try and absolve yourselves of any sort of doubt, you've begun to investigate what the cause is for this strange transformation. You've gone around the town, asking questions, meeting individuals...eventually finding yourselves back at the tent in the middle of the night.  Past midnight in the early hours of the morning, sneaking into tents and asking members of the Carnival what they may know about what has transpired.

"Upon speaking with a number of members of the Carnival, two of the guards that were on-site suddenly fell dead where they were standing, writhing in pain as they passed. And you watched as a large shadow, of which you had confirmed being fiendish in nature, leapt northward towards the Ustaloch and out of sight.  As both Fjord and Caleb had rushed out of the main tent to see the center of the camp, where these two bodies begin to rise up.  Two more of the freshly-transformed, undead creatures, now angered and looking about for something to feast upone..."

We're Fighting Already?!?
"Detect Good and Evil" was Jester's third and final spell, so she only has cantrips left. No time to worry: Roll Initiative! Caleb and Fjord step out to see the zombie guards, who look to be about ready to rush toward the big tent where they are standing.

Beau immediately jumps into action and rushes out of the tent, attackig the zomie. She attempts to take out the zombie's leg but as she swings her staff slams against the guard's leg armor. In frustration, she perfomrs Fury of Blows to the zombies face and breaks his jaw. Her second blow goes wide and she almost is bitten by the zombie.

Caleb uses Chromatic Orb to hit the zombie near Beau with a cold blast. The zombie appears slightly frozen from the attack.

Molly bursts forward to attack the first zombie with two scimitar attacks; both blades strike on opposite shoulders and cut a V across the zombie guards body. The zombies head and shoulders slowly slide off it body. The second zombie goes for Molly, but he uses Blood Maledict and the zombie begins crying blood. Due to Blood Maledict, only one of the zombie's attacks hits.

Nott starts panicking as she runs to hide behind a barrel and fires her crossbow at the zombie as she passes near it.

Jester tries, and fails, to use Sacred Flame on the zombie. Caleb directs Frumpkin to enter one of the tents.

Fjord uses an Eldritch Blast to blow back the zombie and nearly knocks the creature down.

Beau vaults over the dead zombie and slams the zombie with her staff. She follows up with a roundhouse kick to the zombie's head. Her blow causes the zombie's neck to break.

Caleb sends a fire blast at the zombie since he is also out of spells. The blast actually rights the zombie's neck and the zombie appears to fade before coming back with renewed undead strength.

Molly tries to finish the zombie but his blade becoms stuck in his armor. The zombie then clocks Molly for a strong hit and with his second swipe knocks Molly out.

Nott believes that Molly is dead, charges out, fires her crossbow and gets a critical hit and the HDYWTDT on the zombie. The bolt caused the zombie's leg to buckle sending him into the fire where he starts to smolder

Jester comes out and in a panic casts Spare the Dying on Molly. Unfortunately, she does not have a medical kit or healing magic to fully revive him. Beau is confused by her lack of healing items, and hands her a healing kit indicating that as a cleric she will be the parties healer. She tries, and fails, to wake him, but it is indicated that Molly will regain consciousness shortly.

The rest of the carnival members comes out to see what happened. Nott, who ran into the big tent in her panic, checks on Toya, and finds her missing. While checking, Nott notices a strong scent of Brimstone in the tent that Toya and Kylre shared. Frumpkin comes up and also senses this. Nott does not realize that this smell is related to the fiend.

Bury Your Undead
Nott points out that now the party has actually committed a crime by killing the two Crown's Guards. They load the bodies into a nearby cart. Fjord confirms that one of the horses he grabbed was a mustang. He names her "Shelby". Molly is also placed in the cart, as he is too weak to walk or ride, so he rests to recover his strength.

Despite Jester's objections that Molly almost died and the party needs to rest, the party heads after the toad with the cart of zombie corpses. Traveling due north in pursuit of the deviltoad, the party makes good time but reach the Ustaloch soon thereafter. After making a few perception checks and investigating the muddy bank, they assume that the deviltoad has taken Toya and gone to the distant islands that Beau sees on the horizon. With no suitable way to cross the lake and two zombies to dispose of, the party agrees that they must wait for the morning.

Break

 * The Twitch chat prize this week was a complete Wyrmwood Gaming dice tower system, made of cherry wood. The codeword was "Mystery", and the winner was "KoehlerArt".
 * An ad for Season 2 of "Painter's Guild", hosted by Will Friedle, only on Project Alpha.
 * The announcement of "Good Fortnight, Kevin", starring Kevin. Although Darin De Paul and Amy Vorpahl have fulfilled their contractual obligations, Geek & Sundry still has to do a morning show.  However, thanks to budget cuts, they only have to do it once every two weeks.  Featuring cameos from known Geek & Sundry personalities like Marisha Ray...even if they just stand there and don't say anything. Starting January 29th, and every other Monday after!
 * The announcement of "Behind the Shield": the official after-show for "Shield of Tomorrow"! It's like Talks Machina, but Star Trek!  Geek & Sundry, in their infinite and glorious wisdom, has given Sam de Leve this show as their very first to host.  Sam is excited, but Eric Campbell reminds them that they don't have a lot of time for the ad and they need to just stick to the teleprompter.  This 30-minute show is exclusive to Project Alpha.  Sam gets too excited to finish, so Eric takes over.  The cast of Shield of Tomorrow, and maybe even some special guests, will be on to answer questions and talk space stuff.  Eric also announces that Shield of Tomorrow episodes will now be posted on YouTube, at which point both Sam and Eric get VERY excited.
 * On this installment of "Adulting in the Apocalypse", Whitney Moore teaches us how to tie a tie (or as Whitney's grandpa called it: a "collar serpent"). For more of Whitney's issues and post-apocalyptic friends, watch "Thrashtopia" on Project Alpha.
 * On the latest "How to Play" with Becca Scott, Becca teaches us how to play "You've Got Problems" by Jack Dire Studios.
 * gallery of Critical Role fan art

Crookedstone Island
The sun has set as our heroes approach the outer banks of Crookedstone Island.

A Fiendish Foe
Molly takes out his swords and makes a small slice on his neck to cover the blades in icy frost.

Kylre summons three imps. He turns to Toya, urging the young Dwarven Bard: "They're trying to take you away! Stop them...sing for us!"

Player Characters

 * Beauregard
 * Fjord
 * Frumpkin
 * Jester
 * Nott
 * Mollymauk Tealeaf
 * Caleb Widogast
 * Yasha (absent, mentioned)

New

 * Noah, the sailor
 * Shelby (Fjord's mustang)

Returning

 * Oglin Hornsblower
 * Jonas
 * Kylre
 * Lucas
 * Mona
 * Ornna
 * Toya
 * Yorda
 * Yuli

Mentioned

 * Bo "the Breaker"
 * Gustav Fletching
 * Norda

Quotations

 * Jester: "I'm THE Cleric?!? I've never traveled with a bunch of people I thought would die in front of me!"
 * Fjord: "Is that single horse a, uh...a mustang?"
 * Jester: "I fell asleep halfway through drawing the two zombies...making out!"
 * Caleb: "Leave me alone, I'm reading."
 * Jester: "I'm not afraid of dicks."
 * Marisha: "She's not your sister, anymore..."
 * Liam: "You can't make me Vax again. It won't work..."
 * Jester: "What are the odds that Yasha's on this island and she'll come save us all?!?"
 * Travis: "I've got a spell save DC, y'all!"

Trivia

 * Two players got the How do you want to do this?: Nott against a zombie Crownsguard and Fjord against Kylre.
 * Travis declared horses to be the new "doors" for Campaign 2, after several failed Animal Handling checks.