Salty Pete

Salty Pete is a Dwarven rogue and member of Vox Moronica played by Dan Casey.

Intro
"So I'm Salty Pete, the First Mate of the Obsidian Helen. A sailor by trade. A scoundrel by nature.

''The captain gambled with the ship, so I fed him to a long beaked squid with razor sharp teeth. I've spent time on pontoons, cigarette boats, skiffs, whoring, snoring and deploring across the land. I'm married to the sea, but me best friend is a hermit crab named Terrance. The only leftover I have from the Helen is her flag which I wear like a cape.''

''I've bet many friends over a buttery glass of chardonnay, sailor's choice. But I've lost many more.''

If you step to me, you best come correct.

''I'm on a quest to reclaim the Helen. I play for pink slips. Looking for clues at the bottom of a glass, oh, you bet your ass I did.''

And now I fell in with a fell warlock named The Snugglelord.

Character Information
During Vox Moronica's fight with the golem, he became frozen in place while holding the crystal that gave the golem life. Snugglelord, in an attempt to kill the golem, swung at the crystal with an axe. He was successful in shattering the crystal, but also cut off all of Salty Pete's fingers from his right hand in the process.

He calls his lockpicking set Mrs. Buttersworth and the Lefty.

Known for saying "Classic Dwarven Slang"

Quests
Salty Pete's quest is to reclaim the ship "The Helen".