From Door to Door

is the eighty-first episode of the second campaign of Critical Role. Continuing their search for Yussa and hoping to find a possible boon in their struggle against Obann, the Mighty Nein wander the Heirloom Sphere into rooms of ever-growing danger...

Announcements

 * Sam is back as the spokesperson for D&D Beyond without, however, actually speaking, since this week he is appearing as the newest member of Blue Man Group. Sam has unexpected mouth-marshamallow catching talents. He also learns of the difficulty in removing spirit gum after his performance.
 * Pub Draw is back Wednesdays at 5:00 pm Pacific on Twitch.
 * UnDeadwood, a four-part supernatural Old West mini-series GM'ed by Brian Wayne Foster premieres Friday, October 18 on Twitch. VOD will be available on YouTube the following Sunday.
 * Matt produces photographic proof of how adorable Taliesin and Ashley were as children.
 * The first six-issue run of the comic book series Vox Machina Origins is now available in trade paperback at local and online retail shops. The hardcover version is also available in both the U.S. and U.K. stores.
 * New merch: a "Pub Draw" pencil case and an "UnDeadwood" deck of playing cards in both the U.S. and U.K. stores.

Part I
Emerging onto the spiral walkway circling the Tower, the party notices a doorway emitting green-blue light two spirals above them. Looking downward at the spiral pathway, in places it is broken or has gears emerging onto it, and the tower itself bends and shifts in strange ways. Around them in the void, islands of rock float and collide and gravity seems to fluctuate. Fjord spots a structure emitting a faint purple glow on an island orbiting below.

They have maintained contact with Allura through the mirror, though she can offer no guidance. They decide to head down when they hear approaching heavy footsteps and see a clawed hand on the doorway behind them. Running down the spiral with the golem in pursuit, they come to a place where gears emerging from the tower block the pathway entirely. Beau rides the front gear upward and sees that it is the first of about ten feet of deadly grinding gears that must be crossed. She uses Step of the Wind to jump across safely to the other side. Jester Polymorphs into a giant owl and grabs Nott and Caduceus, transporting them across. Caleb jumps on Fjord's back and attempts to cast Fly on them both, but the blue light emitting from the face of the golem catches them and the spell fails.Fjord and Caleb (still on his back) are now alone against the attacking golem who severely injures both of them and affixes a metallic collar around Caleb's neck that silences him, preventing any spell cast with a verbal component. They leap onto the gear and as they rise, leap off into the void where the hovering Jester manages to snare them in her talons and fly downward. She deposits Fjord and Caleb on an island containing a doorway floating just off the Tower and is heading toward the rest of the party when they see the golem jetting toward them. When its blue antimagic gaze hits the doorway on the floating island where Fjord and Caleb are, the doorway disappears. Caduceus manages to Command the golem to turn itself off, and it begins plummeting in an odd outward arc away from them, allowing the doorway to re-emerge. Jester, who has dropped her Polymorph, pushes Nott off the edge of the walkway into the weird gravity, and with Feather Fall and Fjord's use of the whip to snare her, she makes it to the island, where Caleb drags her through the doorway. Jester Polymorphs into a giant eagle and transports the rest of the party to the island and through the doorway.

They find themselves in a large 40-foot by 100-foot room, the Arcane Armory, entering through a double set of heavy metal doors. Nott manages to get the collar off of Caleb, and he pockets it. There are boxes and crates at the far end of the room, but Nott notices a 15-foot stretch of floor between them and the end that looks different, with three piles of ash on it. There are two ballistas at the far end of the room, pointing toward the trapped space. Through testing, they discover they are triggered by pressure on that area of flooring. With the golem approaching, Jester (still in eagle form) flies Caduceus and Caleb across while Beau jumps it. In the crates they find two magical boxes.

When the golem enters the room, Jester flies back toward it, drops eagle form, and Commands it "off" again. Caleb Fireballs it but they learn that fire only heals it of damage. Beau jumps back over the trapped floor to the golem and attacks it, joined by Jester, while Fjord uses Eldritch Blast to damage it. Nott notices glowing elements of the ballistas resemble the machinery she saw in Gelidon's lair. Caduceus jumps onto the control seat of one of the ballistas, seeing five buttons and a firing lever, but his intelligence can't decipher the meaning of the different-colored buttons. Pushing one at random, he fires a blast of cold energy at the golem. Nott then does the same. Beau succeeds in stunning it.

They continue to whack away at the golem. Caduceus hits a different button, but the resulting lightning attack hurts Beau and Jester in addition to the golem. Jester Commands it "off" once again. Nott's intelligence finally figures out the ballista's buttons, and they find acid is a straight line attack that won't harm the other surrounding party members. Nott gets the How do you want to do this? with the ballista's acid.

Break

 * D&D Beyond animation.
 * The insanely talented Will Friedle will be appearing in Mini Primetime on YouTube Wednesdays beginning October 30, 2019.
 * Vox Machina Origins trade paperback is now at local and online retail shops. The hardcover version is available in both the U.S. and U.K. critrole.com stores.
 * UnDeadwood four-part mini-series premieres Friday, October 18 on Twitch.
 * "Follow Your Art Heart" Pub Draw pencil case and "UnDeadwood" playing cards are now available in both the U.S. and U.K. critrole.com stores.
 * Clips from.
 * Travis Willingham's Yee-Haw Spooky Ranch: Left 4 Dead 2 & Pacify, starring Alfred Dingbat.
 * Critters' Art Montage.

Part II
As a giant owl, Caleb ferries Beau and Jester to join the others at the ballistas. Nott unlocks the two boxes they found, and Caleb identifies the contents as a Headband of Intellect, which Beau takes, and a Rod of the Solitary Scout, which Jester keeps for now. The party takes a long rest, with Fjord standing watch all night outside the dome.

When they wake, Jester uses the mirror to contact Allura. Caleb asks about the war, and she tells them there has been an attack on Hupperdook. Jester is immediately concerned about Kiri's welfare. In addition, the Empire has retaken the Ashguard Garrison at the loss of many lives. Nott is able to use thieves' tools to disable the charging mechanism of the ballistas to lengthen the amount of time between their shots, and after setting them off deliberately, the party runs out of the room and back onto the rocky islet floating just off the Tower. Caleb, in giant eagle form again, ferries the party up the Tower to the door they had seen earlier above the entrance. The door opens on a black void which they are sucked into and deposited in the Golem Workshop, where Caleb find instructions for assembling a golem servant. They agree to try to do it, and over four hours with each party member contributing a skill challenge in the process, succeed in building a squat adamantine golem that bonds to Caleb. He names it "Little Willi".

They push open the next door, and enter a strange hallway leading to the next room: the Experiment Chamber, smelling of old wet rot and chemicals. Green glowing orbs affixed to the wall provide flickering light across a thin layer of liquid covering the entire floor of the room. About ten glass pillars filled with murky liquid and holding dim shapes within are set along the center of the chamber at different elevations. There is a very faint rhythmic beating sound similar to a heartbeat.

Nott sneaks to the nearest, cracked pillar, and sees a rotting corpse within. Fjord edges along the wall and can see that each pillar contains a warped humanoid shape, resembling the portrait of Halas but with cancerous growths with teeth and mouths where they are wounded. There are also three empty broken pillars. A shape drops from the ceiling: a hulking nine-foot-tall humanoid covered in pustules and boils, with four heads and six arms, its face bearing hair and beard reminiscent of Halas.

The Mighty Nein

 * Beauregard Lionett
 * Caduceus Clay
 * Caleb Widogast
 * Fjord
 * Frumpkin
 * Jester Lavorre
 * Nott
 * Yasha Nydoorin (absent, mentioned)

New

 * Willi

Returning

 * Allura Vysoren

Mentioned

 * Kiri

Quotations
Caleb: You already do. Caleb: To make a golem servant with this--? Sam: Who would dote on you.
 * Jester: (about the Diadem of Intellect) What if it makes me look like a princess?
 * Matt: (in the Golem Workshop) Materials are half set up here. It would take maybe about three hours to attempt it.

Trivia

 * The Mighty Nein were updated about the current state of the war between the Dwendalian Empire and the Xhorhas Empire:
 * The Kryn launched a nighttime assault on Hupperdook, damaging and/or destroying the factories that created many of the Dwendalian war-machines and siege engines.
 * The Dwendalian Empire launched a counteroffensive in response to the assault on Hupperdook, by attempting to retake the Ashguard Garrison. While the counterattack was successful, the loss of lives on both sides makes it a Pyrrhic victory at best.
 * Allura Vysoren considered the conflict to have been "brought back to a central point", which suggests that the war is currently at a stalemate and/or the imperial borders are now at the status quo ante bellum.