The Nameless Ones


 * &rarr; This page is about the first episode of Exandria Unlimited. For the organization, see Nameless Ones. For the individual, see The Nameless.

is the first episode of Exandria Unlimited. Five burgeoning adventurers explore the Upper Slums of Emon and take a job offered by a mysterious thief, but what they discover may be more dangerous than any of them bargained for...

Pre-Show
Aabria and the rest of the cast introduce themselves. Aabria gives all the players inspiration and since they're pre-recorded, throws to Comfy Matt (and Omar) in the future for Announcements.

Announcements

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Part I
In late 842 PD, early in the morning in Tal'Dorei's capital Emon, the adventurers begin waking from partying the night before.


 * Orym of the Air Ashari, a brown-haired tattooed halfling with leaf-themed armor, is out for a walk around the crater in the center of the city and then out to Greyskull Keep, where he catches a not-quite-natural scent of something profoundly green coming on a breeze from the east.


 * Dorian Storm, wearing blue clothing that matches his sky-blue skin and jet-black hair that fades to white and light blue, is seated playing his lute and leaning against the townhouse where the group spent the night. He reminisces about the group's previous meeting at a massive party, the Everdawn.


 * Fearne Calloway is also out for a walk with Little Mister, her monkey. Fearne is a hooved faun wearing flowy clothing covered in poisonous flowers, and Little Mister is her wildfire spirit brought into being by Fearne at Thordak's Crater. When Little Mister eats a flowering vine, Fearne is able to use Druidcraft to restore it.


 * Dariax, a young reddish-haired male dwarf, is just waking up on the roof, looking for his spear which he locates in the gutter below covered in pee. He awkwardly jumps down to get it and carries it inside to wash both himself and the spear.


 * Opal wakes up, fixes her makeup and iridescent opalized hair, and puts on her pink sateen crop jacket. She wears a pendant with a small opal. Hung over from the night before, she feels a presence like that of her twin sister, Ted.



The group re-gathers in the townhouse, and discovers they're out of food. They head to a little outdoor restaurant, part of an inn called The Third Wing, where they order breakfast and try to remember what they did during their drunken partying the previous night. It seemed to involve a rooftop contest to see who could pee on Dariax's spear in the gutter below. They also discover that most of the party hasn't been in many taverns, except Dariax who has been in too many to count.

Orym remembers a day or so ago waking up as a group on the road outside Emon, but doesn't remember anything about the week prior. He just remembers being at Thordak's Crater and seeing footprints leading out toward where the Scar of the Cinder King is located. The others are also missing memories of the same week. Dorian seems to remember that they're missing someone, before the thought fades away.

They return to the townhome and see a mysterious stranger with blue hair wearing red leather etch something onto the house and slink into the shadows. The symbol looks like the double-edged axe of the Lawbearer turned into a chalice - the symbol of the Everdawn. Dariax accosts the stranger, who denies doing anything and claims to be a gardener, but eventually she tells them she thought the property was owned by the Cirrospects in Cloudtop, rich gentrifiers. Under questioning, she dispels the illusion on the carved symbol, and reveals it to be a hand clutching a five-pointed star.

Orym asks who she's negotiating for and she tells them the Nameless Ones are those who remain and are picking up the pieces after the Myriad and the Clasp came to blows in Emon a couple of years ago. They were looking at the townhouse as one of several properties to hit to deal with the gentrifying forces in the Upper Slums. They decide to go inside to talk and as Poska enters, she removes the magical symbol on the door.

Poska offers to keep the Cirrospect properties off the hit list of the Nameless Ones and provide the group with information and spending money if they will do a job for her: steal something "nice" and bring it to her warehouse on Darkwater Street. She suggests the ships at the docks but doesn't really care where they get it from, and goes upstairs to wait. After some discussion, they agree to do the job.

Break

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Epilogue
''The rain pours as the weather worsens in Emon. And slowly through the weather, footsteps are heard, and Poska stands in front of her warehouse. She walks in, sees the corpses, the destruction. And then she sees the door at the back of the warehouse open and a box pried open. And at that point, she turns. And into a small sigil tattooed on the inside of her wrist, she speaks three simple words, "Burn it down." And across town in the Upper Slums, the penthouse is set ablaze.''

Player Characters

 * Dariax
 * Dorian Storm
 * Fearne Calloway
 * Little Mister
 * Opal
 * Orym of the Air Ashari

New

 * Poska

Mentioned

 * Lothar Cirrospect

Quotations
Dorian: A soup? "Time's a weird soup"? Is that a saying where you're from? Liam: I mean, that kind of tracks. Fearne: It is. We all say it where I'm from. It's kind of a… We just say it all the time when things just don't make sense, "Time is a weird soup." Dorian: Time is a weird soup. Opal: Like a chowder. Fearne: Yes, very chunky. Opal: Chunky. Orym: Chunky time. Poska: Names are kind of a problem. You know, Clasp, Myriad-- all very hush-hush Dorian: Is that another one, like, "Time is a weird soup"? Opal: Yes. Fearne: I've heard of that one, yeah. Dariax: This entire world is built on it. I've spent my whole life getting fucked over. If you don't start fucking people over you're not going to survive, buddy. I know you're from some highfalutin' mountain town you've been talking about, you know, but like, welcome to Emon, man. Orym: I know that you are wrong. I know that there's more in this world. I know that temptation and corruption and imperfection is rampant in this world, but that's not all there is. Dariax: [ ... ] You don't have to be a bad person to do bad things if it's hurtin' other bad people. Orym: You met me a week ago and we don't remember six of those seven days. Dorian: That's a saying where everyone's from. [ ... ] Dariax: The more time we discuss this, the more trouble we'll be. And as we know, "Time is a sandwich," so we've gotta get goin'. Opal: Yup. I have heard that. Fearne: (Points and nods in affirmation.) Time is a sandwich.
 * Opal: Food! Food? They're not getting back to me, so...
 * Opal: You know, I can't walk in flats. My arch won't support it.
 * Dorian: Mm-hmm. Sorry, bacon lips.
 * Fearne: Time is a weird soup, you know.
 * Orym: Who exactly are you negotiating for?
 * Orym: What can you give us? And I'm not interested in money. At all. I'm talking about information. Or… you seem to have a philosophy in life. Give you a chance to prove it to us?
 * Dariax: Your old boy Dariax here might be a well-seasoned criminale.
 * Opal: Crime is really in the eye of the beholder.
 * Orym: I just don't like fucking people over, Dariax.
 * Dariax: Look, I speak for all of us and that's a big responsibility. I wouldn't put that upon you if I didn't care about you.
 * Orym: I am not becoming a criminal. I am babysitting.
 * Fearne: Well, finders keepers. That's a saying where I'm from. Do you know it?