Transcript:Talks Machina 17: Voice of the Tempest

Thanks to a fanmade CR transcript for the "After Dark" segment!

After Dark
LIAM: It'll be okay, Brian.

BRIAN: IBS be damned, we're back. Trinket's green now, was blue. Not that that matters. I don't see color. Sam, [user] wants to know–

SAM: Wait, we're still doing this goddamned show?

MARISHA: I know.

SAM: Jesus.

BRIAN: For at least…a little while longer.

LIAM: We're taping the next seven episodes tonight. Strap in.

BRIAN: Yeah! [user] wants to know–these questions come from the Project Alpha chatroom–Sam, will Momlan need a new nickname?

SAM: She will. My mother, Momlan, needs a new nickname.

BRIAN: What about–

MARISHA: Momyington?

SAM: Sam-has-crippling-IBS?

BRIAN: No, nooo. What about…

SAM: Momyon?

BRIAN: Nevermind. I have a couple ideas, but they're NSFI. Not safe for Internet.

SAM: Oh. Wow.

LIAM: I like it. I think she should stay Momlan. When's she gonna be on the show?

SAM: Whenever we do the mother's day episode?

BRIAN: She–I would love to do that–she lives across the country, much like my betrothed.

LIAM: Yeah.

SAM: She lives in the same city.

BRIAN: She lives in the same city!

LIAM: Ash shows up once in a while.

SAM: Ooh, what if my mom and Ash started like a game together?

LIAM: Oooh.

MARISHA: [gasping]

BRIAN: Uh, I'd watch it.

SAM: Yeah.

MARISHA: I'd watch it so hard.

SAM: Yeah, that would be good.

MARISHA: That would be so good.

SAM: That would be a good show.

MARISHA: I would–I would love that.

SAM: I don't know–yeah, yeah, she definitely needs a new name. I don't know if it's…Momyon–

MARISHA: Mommy-dearest Darington.

LIAM: Momyon.

SAM: Sure. Sure.

MARISHA: No wire hangers.

SAM: Or just–

BRIAN: Tary-Mom Dary-Mom. Robo-Chai [user]. Robo… Chai.

SAM: Could be Robo-Chai [ch pronounced as in Hebrew].

BRIAN: Robo-Chai [Hebrew pronunciation] wants to know, Liam–

LIAM: Yeah.

BRIAN: Why didn't Vax cash in on that theater date when they were in Va-SELL-heem [sic]?

LIAM: Va-SELL-heem?

BRIAN: Vasselheim.

LIAM: The theater is not in Va-SELL-heem.

BRIAN: I know.

LIAM: So… I don't know.

BRIAN: Why didn't he cash in on the theater when it's not there? That's what they want to know.

LIAM: Yeah. I dunno.

MARISHA: We did in real life. We did it real-lifesies.

LIAM: Yeah, we had a big–

BRIAN: Fun Home!

LIAM: –big Vox Machina date night.

SAM: Oh! We saw–yeah.

MARISHA: Finally made it to the theater.

SAM: We all went out to the theater together–

BRIAN: Sorry I missed it.

SAM: –and saw some quality musical theater in Los Angeles.

LIAM: Oh, quality.

SAM: It was good.

MARISHA: So good.

LIAM: We all wept–

MARISHA: We ugly cried the whole time.

LIAM: –ate good food–

SAM: Yeah, it was great

LIAM: So good.

MARISHA: Yeah.

SAM: Good show.

BRIAN: I didn't go.

MARISHA: You were missed.

LIAM: Yeah, that was by design.

SAM: [whispering] I just got my–I just got my Hamilton tickets today.

BRIAN: Restraining order–

LIAM: FUCK YOU, SAM! SHUT UP!

BRIAN: You did?!

LIAM: NEXT QUESTION!

BRIAN: Do you know how he got those–

MARISHA: Wait, did you really?

BRIAN: Do you know how he got–

MARISHA: Oh, you diiiick!

BRIAN: –those Hamilton tickets? Swallowing swords.

[all laughing]

SAM: It's cavernous. My throat is cavernous.

BRIAN: Hashtag: MyThroatIsCavernous. Sam, Warden [user] wants to know–Ooh, the Warden–when do you think Tary's going to realize how close he's coming to dying? Does someone have to die and not come back before his crippling fear kicks in?

LIAM: Yeah, are you Paul Reiser in Aliens?

BRIAN: Oh, good pull!

SAM: Uh, I'm Paul Reiser in Mad About You.

BRIAN: It's kind of true.

SAM: Uh, I, uh, I think he is scared. Puts on a brave face around the gang, but if Matt ever cuts to him at night, it's just mostly shaking and, uh, and bargaining with death. I think he's super-scared and intimidated and he hasn't really thought this whole Nine Hells thing through. They've talked about it, but I think he's gonna be–he's gonna be pretty worried to go, ah, because yeah, being knocked out underwater is certainly the closest thing he's come to any real danger in his life. Um, and that's probably pretty–pretty hard to take.

LIAM: Oh man, Taryon is me.

SAM: Yeah. Yeah! He has soft hands.

BRIAN: He does, yeah.

MARISHA: Are you saying there's like a chance that Taryon will chicken out?

BRIAN: Are you saying there's a chance?

SAM: Sure, there's always a chance.

MARISHA: That he's gonna bail?

SAM: Maybe I'll roll for it.

MARISHA: Oh man.

SAM: Right now? Let's do it!

BRIAN: No, it'll break the–the thing.

SAM: Let's do it. I'll do it on the floor.

BRIAN: It'll break the floor!

[all laughing]

BRIAN: Dude, Jill [sic] doesn't fuck around with his blogsmithing [sic].

LIAM: Don't fuck us, Jill [sic].

SAM: Jesus, this is heavy.

BRIAN: Don't fuck us, Jill [sic].

SAM: All right.

MARISHA: Yeah, it's gonna cost us like $600 to ship that to the lucky winner.

SAM: Here goes.

BRIAN: Well, y'know what?

SAM: Ten or more, I'm brave enough.

BRIAN: Whoever sends me the–

MARISHA: Ten or more and you're brave enough?

SAM: And I'm brave enough, yeah.

LIAM: Get it.

BRIAN: I can't see from that far.

MARISHA: [gasps]

SAM: Don't tell the people.

LIAM: Noice. So long, Taryon!

SAM: Welp, I guess Taryon's gonna leave next episode, so tune in for that guys. Gotta work on my new character. Let's see here, he's…I'm just spitballing. I'm looking up at the ceiling–he's a pipe! He's a pipe.

BRIAN: He's a pipe.

MARISHA: Mm. Okay. Yeah.

SAM: Nope? Uh, he's a sprinkler! Nope? Ah…ah…ah…oh, he's an asshole!

[all reacting]

MARISHA: Word association.

BRIAN: I've been called worse things. Smart. Marisha–

[laughing]

BRIAN: –I am digging your shoes, Dicegasm [user] says.

MARISHA: Thanks!

BRIAN: Would like to get a pair for my wife.

MARISHA: These are–remember, Laura had some–

BRIAN: What's the brand?

MARISHA: –she has the Zelda ones. These are like the–the NES VANS. They put out a line of the Nintendo VANS…

BRIAN: I'm wearing Star Wars VANS right now.

LIAM: Yeah, nerd, yeah.

MARISHA: Laura has the Zelda ones and these are the Duck Hunt ones!

BRIAN: Those are awesome. Duck Hunt. Okay, Dicegasm, you just made your wife's birthday, or month. Question for Leave-Him Or-Fry-Him.

LIAM: Yeah.

BRIAN: From Reese-master3000 [user]: Vax isn't thinking about marriage, but who would be his best man: Vex, or one of the guys?

MARISHA: Oh, holy shit.

LIAM: Oh, Vex.

SAM: Good question.

LIAM: Vex.

BRIAN: Great question.

LIAM: I mean he's–they're not going down that road, but Vex. Absolutely Vex.

MARISHA: Yeah, would definitely be your best man. Yeah. She would stand behind him.

SAM: What if you had an extended wedding party?

LIAM: Oh, well…

SAM: Let's say three people. Vex is best man, then two others. Two others.

MARISHA: Jeeze.

LIAM: My god. Vex…then it would go, uh…oh man…

MARISHA: This is a hard enough question in real life, I just want to put that out, cause I'm–

LIAM: Yeah, yeah, been there.

MARISHA: –in the middle of it.

SAM: How about that little boy that you took a liking to?

LIAM: Oh, yeah, totally Kynan–

SAM: Sure.

LIAM: –would be my flower boy and he could throw–

SAM: Gilmore?!

LIAM: –uh, Gilmore would be in the wedding party, sure. Yeah.

MARISHA: Really?

LIAM: A hundred percent, Gilmore would be in the wedding party.

MARISHA: ‘cause we would like–

SAM: Ring-bearer?

MARISHA: –okay, 'cause Keyleth and Vax would fight over who's standing on whose side.

LIAM: You'd want Gilmore?

SAM: Yeah, who's in Keyleth's party?

MARISHA: Nonono.

LIAM: Right.

MARISHA: But I would–I'd probably want Percy.

LIAM: Let's hash this out.

MARISHA: Wait–

LIAM: Are we going to do the table seating as well?

MARISHA: –who's officiating? Who's officiating?

LIAM: Uh…

MARISHA: 'cause maybe Gilmore officates.

SAM: Wait, wait, wait, before we get to officiating, who's in Keyleth's wedding party?

BRIAN: Gilmore should absolutely officiate.

MARISHA: It depends on who's officiating.

SAM: Three people.

LIAM: I think–I think Allura.

BRIAN: Wait, why does it depend on who's officiating?

MARISHA: Allura?

LIAM: Allura should officiate.

MARISHA: Because they might be in my wedding party if they're not officiating.

BRIAN: Ohhhhh.

LIAM: This is so…

SAM: It's gonna be–

LIAM: …layered and…

MARISHA: This is so ridiculous.

SAM: –Pike. Pike. Pike could officiate.

MARISHA: Tumblr's just exploding right now.

LIAM: Pike could–Pike could officiate.

SAM: Pike could officiate.

LIAM: That's true.

MARISHA: Oh my goooood!

SAM: Also–oh wait! Captain–the captain we just met.

BRIAN: Captain Jack Sparrow!

LIAM: The universe is folding in on itself.

MARISHA: Yes!

SAM: No! Captain Adella! 'cause a ship's captain–

BRIAN: Oh yeah.

SAM: –can marry people. [Ed. note: this is mostly a myth.]

LIAM: We just met that woman. C'mon.

MARISHA: No, Pike. Pike!

SAM: So Pike's going to officiate and then who's in your wedding party? Y'gotta pick–

MARISHA: Percy.

SAM: Kay.

LIAM: Well, Scanlan hit the bricks, so I'd might've–

SAM: Yeah, he's gone.

LIAM: –had difficulty with Scanlan and Grog, but it'd be Vex, it'd be Grog, it'd be…Gilmore. If I had three.

MARISHA: Vex for…okay, you're taking Grog.

LIAM: Yeah. Oh, so that would be one that we'd have to–

MARISHA: Fight over?

LIAM: Go back and forth on.

MARISHA: Yeah. No, you can have Grog. That's fair.

LIAM: I would let Grog go to Keyleth if she–

MARISHA: No, he talked in your resurrection, that's fine.

LIAM: What is this conversation?

SAM: It's great. It's great! I'm not–this is–I'm so into this.

BRIAN: I'm halfway through all of the stuff I have to do to get ready for my taxes. While you guys were doing that, I was just thinking about my taxes.

SAM: Sorry, Brian.

BRIAN: Oh, you're fine. You're fine.

SAM: Run the show, run the show.

LIAM: We could probably get Doctor–

MARISHA: Uh, Ker.

LIAM: Ker, absolutely!

MARISHA: She'd have Ker.

BRIAN: Ker, yeah.

LIAM: Absolutely, absolutely. We'd get Doctor Dranzel and Kaylie to come and play the wedding.

SAM: Sure.

LIAM: Be awkward, though, because is Scanlan gonna be there, is he not, don't know.

SAM: Yeah, they'll still play the hits, though.

LIAM: Yeah.

SAM: They'll do–

MARISHA: Maybe like Allura, too.

SAM: –an Earth, Wind, and Fire song.

LIAM: Allura.

MARISHA: Maybe Allura for Keyleth.

LIAM: That makes sense.

MARISHA: Eh, it's tough.

LIAM: That makes sense.

MARISHA: Yeah? Yeah?

BRIAN: Question from Kevala-After-Dark [user]: Brian, screw these guys, how's your game going?

SAM: The first question–

LIAM: Yes!

SAM: –to Brian–

MARISHA: Yeah!

SAM: –Foster on the show?

LIAM: I don't know if it's the first.

BRIAN: Jill [sic] asked one a few weeks ago.

LIAM: How is that game going?

BRIAN: My game is going great. We've had threeeee? so far. We lost a person. We lost a player.

SAM: They died?

LIAM: Oh, did Will–

SAM: They died?

LIAM: Did Will Friedle kill somebody? One of the players?

BRIAN: Not yet, but Will's doing some really shady shit that I'm kinda worried about.

LIAM: Not surprised.

BRIAN: I'm excited about it…

LIAM: Not surprised.

BRIAN: …but I'm worried, Will. It's going really good! Um, yeah we lost Ryder Strong, so now we're just half of Boy Meets D&D.

LIAM: Lost…

MARISHA: Oh, yeah, sure sure sure.

LIAM: …how?

BRIAN: He's busy.

LIAM: Life in the way?

BRIAN: He has a child. Yeah. You guys know how it is, with the kids.

MARISHA: Yeah, y'know, it's like freshman year of college. Half of 'em go.

BRIAN: Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I was like–

SAM: Half of 'em go?

BRIAN: –freshman year of college, let's see, I burned down the school, uh…

MARISHA: Didn't they do that to you in college, where they were like in your orientation and they were like, “Look to your left, look to your rife [sic] – right, one of you two–”

BRIAN: Look to your rife!

MARISHA: Rife!

LIAM: Uh, they told me–

SAM: One of those people won't be here?!

MARISHA: Yeah. They did that to me.

SAM: What college did you two go to?

BRIAN: No, they said–no, what they say is, they say look to your right, look to your left, and they say you probably won't see a lot of these people again after today.

LIAM: I'm pretty sure in my–

MARISHA: You will bury them–

LIAM: –acting studio–

MARISHA: –in the back of your [inaudible]

LIAM: –a guy said most of these people will get out of the business.

SAM: That is true.

BRIAN: He did?

LIAM: Yes.

MARISHA: Yeah, it's a douchey actory thing, like I went to an actory, conservatory school that I spent way too much money on, so…

SAM: Oh.

MARISHA: Yeah. That's what they do to you.

SAM: It's funny, 'cause on our first–the first time we played D&D, that's what we all said to each other as well.

MARISHA: Oh yeah, look to your left, look to your right–

SAM: Yeah, half of us won't be here next week.

MARISHA: –won't be here at the end of this, yeah. Wait, that's kind of what happens.

BRIAN: No, it's been fun.

MARISHA: Good.

BRIAN: Uh, we have eight now, so I mean it's like okay, we're fine.

SAM: You had nine?!

BRIAN: With our DM, yeah–

LIAM: Wow, nine?

SAM: Whoa, that's too many.

BRIAN: –we were stocked up like you guys.

[all talking overlapping]

MARISHA: So you're a seven-person party now?

BRIAN: We are, and it's really good. I'm made of glass and fragile and delicate, but I'm level two–

LIAM: You, Brian, or your character?

BRIAN: Well, we all know me. I am as fragile of heart as they come.

LIAM: I don't know if that's true.

SAM: It's true.

BRIAN: I don't either. I find it suspicious.

MARISHA: I learned that by your Punisher shirt.

BRIAN: Maaaan. Lot of love for the Punisher. Can't wait for the show.

MARISHA: You should watch it–you should watch your love for the Punisher on your episode of Signal Boost!

BRIAN: On Shignal Broost [sic]!

MARISHA: Whaaaat.

SAM: Are you hosting?

LIAM: Cross-promotion!

BRIAN: I already did.

MARISHA: It's already out, man.

BRIAN: I filmed it.

MARISHA: Yeah.

BRIAN: Lots of people quit that day.

LIAM: Brain [sic], yours is out? I didn't see it?

BRIAN: It's not out, it's not out.

LIAM: No.

BRIAN: It's not out, no. They have to censor a lot of it, right?

MARISHA: Oh right, oh yeah, no, it's not out. It's not out.

BRIAN: It's not out. It'll be a few weeks.

MARISHA: I think I've seen the rough cut–

LIAM: It's 7% out.

BRIAN: Yeah, it'll be a few weeks.

MARISHA: –that's why I'm thinking it is out.

LIAM: It's–

MARISHA: No, yeah, it'll be a couple more–actually, I think we have pick-ups to film after this episode.

BRIAN: Signal Boost.

MARISHA: That's a true story.

BRIAN: It's a great show. When are you going to host it, Sam? Liam did it, I did it.

SAM: Liam hosted Signal Boost?!

BRIAN: Yeah, same day I did!

LIAM: Sure did, son.

MARISHA: Sure did.

BRIAN: We filmed it back to back to back!

SAM: Has everyone hosted this show except for me at this point?

LIAM: No.

MARISHA: I will say I think you might be one of our number one most requested people.

LIAM: Makes sense.

SAM: I've never even seen the show. [laughing]

BRIAN: Do you remember that guy, Scott Peterson?

MARISHA: That's not true! Hey, you told–you said you watched like the first episode–

SAM: I did.

MARISHA: –at–

SAM: And I liked it a lot.

MARISHA: –and you said you liked it, and you were super-surprised, it was like six weeks after it came out–

LIAM: That's just the thing–

MARISHA: –and then I think you had watched it.

LIAM: –he's a really good liar.

[all laughing]

MARISHA: Yeah, I know! Don't toy with my emotions, Sam Riegel!

SAM: I did see it, I did see it.

MARISHA: I'm sitting here thinking you're proud of me.

SAM: I am proud of you.

LIAM: We are proud of you.

MARISHA: Then watching my–

SAM: I love the show. I think it's great.

MARISHA: –watching my dumb comedy dumbness.

SAM: No, I saw it. It was about you picking your dress for your marriage, I think.

MARISHA: Yeah, my fake marriage–

SAM: Yeah.

MARISHA: –in D&D land.

LIAM: …didn't that just happen?

SAM: No, I–I think–I think I saw it and I remember it being good.

MARISHA: Thank you.

BRIAN: Well, guys…

MARISHA: That's gonna be on the back of our DVD when it comes out. “I think I saw it and I remember it being good?” - Sam Riegel.

LIAM: Sam Riegel says–

MARISHA: New York Times.

LIAM: “I think I saw it; I thought it was very good.”

MARISHA: Yeah.

BRIAN: Poor, poor Alpha chat people.

SAM: I'm horrible. I don't watch anything.

BRIAN: Okay, we gotta get through a couple more questions.

LIAM: Yeah, we do.

BRIAN: These poor Alpha chat people sent all these questions–

LIAM: Sorry, Alpha.

BRIAN: –we're sitting here with our dicks in our hands like a bunch of Tarry-Ons [sic].

LIAM: Especially Marisha.

BRIAN: Zicole [user]! Think of Nicole, except with a Zic.

LIAM: Zic-Hole?

BRIAN: Being professional VO actors–Sam, you're gonna fucking love this question.

SAM: I am the best.

BRIAN: Being professional VO actors, how often do you consider taking roles in the theater?

SAM: Consider taking roles? I'm gonna throw this one to Liam O'Brien.

LIAM: Oh man, I sit and stare at my wall in the middle of the night and think, “God, wouldn't it be so good to be on the stage again except that I want to make more than a nickel a week.”

MARISHA: Yeah.

LIAM: Um…

BRIAN: Favorite play you were in.

LIAM: It was the Cripple of Inishman, [affecting Irish accent] same playwright. I played a crippled little Irishaman in a two-thousand seat theater when I was twenty-two. This was in the 30s. [normal accent] Martin McDonough was the playwright. I was the lead in a show in Salt Lake City, away for the first time.

SAM: Theater capital of Utah.

LIAM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man. But that's eons ago. No, I mean I love what I'm doing. I love the weird, elven, dorky, robot worlds that we populate during the day. I fuckin' love playing D&D every Thursday night, so. I did miss the theater a lot until I started this show because it scratches–

BRIAN: That itch.

LIAM: –that actor improv itch very well.

MARISHA: Da.

SAM: Yeah, I mean same. Same answer over here. I am a boy of the theater and I haven't done a stage play in several years now. My last one was the stage version of Freakdance: The Forbidden Dirty Boogaloo. We did that on stage for a number of years before we shot the movie.

BRIAN: Timeless classic.

SAM: Timeless classic. And, uh, but no, this–this definitely feels like it's a performance. There's an audience, there's a cast, there's lights, I put on lots of makeup.

BRIAN: Yeah.

SAM: And, uh, and it–it feels like it's a–it's a show. But man, wouldn't it be great to do a show-show? Like a theater show?

LIAM: Yeah.

SAM: Maybe you and me should write a two-man…thing. Like a…like one of those pretentious, like ones where we have a little scene and then one of us freezes and the other one like turns to the audience and says, like, “And that's when I realized my life wasn't getting any better than this” and then we're back in the scene.

LIAM: How 'bout you just get on my body.

[laughing]

SAM: That'll be good too. Or we could just do a two-hour fuckfest.

MARISHA: Or you could do a–

SAM: People would pay like twenty bucks to just watch us just rail each other.

MARISHA: –you could do a podcast that could have more than eight episodes.

BRIAN: You can come to my house after the show and see something quite similar. Did you do theater growing up?

MARISHA: I did! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

BRIAN: I did, too.

MARISHA: I did. Did we–ah my god–

LIAM: And dancing?

MARISHA: –did we all do theater, you guys?

BRIAN: I did 1984, 16-years old, senior year of high school, took me three and a half months to learn all the lines with my dad after school for like four or five hours a day 'cause it's basically a one-man show except a couple other characters, but…

MARISHA: Yeah, yeah, 1984. It's bananas.

BRIAN: That was fun. It was a challenge. I did only comedy in theater all throughout high school and stuff at that point, so it was fun to do a more serious part but I missed–there's nothing like it.

LIAM: Nothing like it.

MARISHA: No.

BRIAN: Nothing like it.

MARISHA: You get the live reaction from the audience.

LIAM: It's like surfing. You get that energy right in your face and it charges you up.

BRIAN: And you can pee while you're in there.

LIAM: Mm-hmm.

MARISHA: Yeah.

BRIAN: Well, that's all the time we have for tonight folks. Uh, I would like to thank Courtney for collating all the answers–the questions we didn't answer from the Alpha chat.

LIAM: We got to, like, two or three, right?

BRIAN: Let's ask one more, fuck this.

MARISHA: Yeah.

SAM: We're doing one more?

BRIAN: Fuck the cat-petting executives and their rules.

MARISHA: Us planning out our bridal party in our imaginary world–

SAM: Was half the show.

MARISHA: –was very important.

LIAM: Blame it on us, Brian.

BRIAN: Marisha, would you consider not–we're gonna do lightning round–would you consider not taking the 18th level of Druid to avoid living longer or would you rather have those sweet 18/20 level abilities?

MARISHA: Fuck that, I'm going for gold, bitcheeeeeees!

BRIAN: What is the one class you would want–never want to play either because of mechanics or personal playstyles?

SAM: Gunslinger!

LIAM: To never play?

BRIAN: Never play, yeah.

LIAM: Bard, because you've owned it.

SAM: Noooo.

MARISHA: Aww.

LIAM: Yes. Yes.

BRIAN: Yeah, that's true, it would be a hard ass to follow.

LIAM: I'm never–not gonna touch Bard, ever. Ever.

SAM: I-I don't wanna do Gunslinger. Guns scare me.

BRIAN: Yeah. Marisha?

SAM: Lightning round, keep going!

MARISHA: Uh, keep going! Skip!

LIAM: Pass!

BRIAN: For Sam: so, this Brian guy, are we talking raw cabbage, stewed cabbage, or the ever-joyful kimchi? Spill them beans. What do I smell like?

SAM: What do you smell like?

BRIAN: Yeah, is it–

SAM: I don't know.

BRIAN: –raw cabbage, stewed cabbage, or the ever-joyful kimchi?

SAM: I don't know–

MARISHA: Oh, definitely kimchi. You're slightly fermented.

LIAM: Kimchi? This mick? I don't know.

SAM: I was gonna say a nice, fresh, fresh-boiled cabbage, Irish-style.

LIAM: Yeah, big crockpot full of-of-of-of-uh, corned-beef and cabbage, yeah.

MARISHA: The amount of whiskey and sad, I say kimchi.

SAM: Okay.

BRIAN: Ash usually tells me I smell like Jameson after you throw it up.

SAM: Oh, nice.

MARISHA: That's what kimchi smells like!

SAM: That's true, that is true.

BRIAN: Well guys, that's all the time we have–

SAM: We've learned a–

LIAM: Oh wow.

BRIAN: If you could ship any prevalent NPCs, who would pair up and what would their combo attack be called and what would it look like?

LIAM: Ship them, what's their combo attack, and what would it look like? What a question!

BRIAN: Two NPCs.

MARISHA: Allura and Kima for the Ceiling Breakers. The Glass Ceiling Breakers.

BRIAN: Nice.

MARISHA: And, uh, it's Allura rocketing Kima into the glass ceiling.

LIAM: Oh, Raishan and Jarrett and it would be the Drugged Deceiver and he would ride on her neck and he would spew opium over all of Emon!

MARISHA: That's great!

LIAM: Go.

SAM: Uh… Viktor and Gilmore?

LIAM: [pretends to vomit]

[laughing]

SAM: And it would–he's–it would–their–they would use gunpowder and–

BRIAN: No. No no no.

SAM: –and it would be called the Black and Tan? I don't know.

[laughing]

LIAM: Fifteen year friendship is over.

[more laughing]

BRIAN: Folks, we have a lot of public relations work to do now…

[still laughing]

BRIAN: …and fires to put out…

[continued laughing]

BRIAN: Denise has to update her resume…

[moooore laughing]

BRIAN: We'll see you guys next week. Love you. Thank you so much for watching, good night!