Chetney Pock O'Pea

 is a gnomish blood hunter and member of Bells Hells. He is played by Travis Willingham.

Appearance
Chetney is an elderly gnome who appears to be "a hundred-and-something" years old. He stands about 3 foot 4 inches and has well-muscled arms. On his right arm is a tattoo of a crown and the letters "RTA", which stand for "Recognize The Alpha". Tufts of silvery-grey hair sprout from and over his ears from under a knitted cap with ear straps pulled down tight on his head. He wears a leather chest harness, pointy-toed boots, and woodworking tools around his waist.

In his werewolf form, Chetney becomes taller, and his silvery-grey hair grows from his entire body. The transformation takes place quickly and results in his bones breaking and realigning and claws ripping through his existing fingernails. His voice is much deeper and gruffer as a werewolf.

Personality
Chetney loves woodworking, especially furniture making and toymaking. He works almost exclusively in wood and scorns the use of metal in craftsmanship; it may have been over this or a similar issue that he left his job in Uthodurn working for Oltgar. His skills as a woodcarver lend him skill in breaking and entering.

Chetney has shown himself willing to volunteer for risky situations within his skillset but hesitant to rush into danger that seems beyond his capability. He is quick to retort, stubborn-willed, and foul-mouthed, but perceptive and capable under pressure.

Background
Chetney is a wood craftsman from Uthodurn, regarding himself as a master craftsman. He formerly made furniture but has mostly found success as a toymaker, specializing in rocking horses. He left his old job working for Oltgar due to creative differences that resulted in the employer being "messed up something fierce". In 843 PD, he was sent to Jrusar by the Craftsmen's Guild of the Savalirwood to meet with a man named Gurge Kisgregg, but lost him.

Campaign Three: Bells Hells
Chetney witnessed the yet-to-be-named Bells Hells fighting with a spitting mimic outside the Dreamscape Theater. When the party approached him, he asked them for help in finding Gurge. During the fight with Ira Wendagoth in, Chetney transformed into a werewolf and revealed his true intention for finding Gurge, due to them both being cursed with lycanthropy and eager to control their powers.

Dorian Storm
Chetney took a great dislike to Dorian when he met him. However, the two warmed up quickly, and Dorian directly called him a friend and a member of the party when patrolling the Moon Tower.

Fearne Calloway
Chetney immediately liked Fearne.

Fresh Cut Grass
Chetney immediately liked Fresh Cut Grass.

Laudna
Chetney was consistently alarmed by Laudna (though he was hesitantly delighted by Pâté).

Notable items

 * Woodcarver's tools
 * Breastplate
 * Chisel (1d6)
 * Parrying hammer, mechanically acts as a shield
 * Map of the Oderan Wilds
 * Boots of Elvenkind
 * Gloves of Thievery
 * Eversmoking Bottle

Feats

 * Shadow Touched (Intelligence)
 * Invisibility (1/Day)
 * Inflict Wounds (1/Day)

Gnome abilities

 * Darkvision
 * Gnome Cunning

Blood hunter abilities

 * Hunter's Bane (Hemocraft Die: d6)
 * Blood Maledict (1/rest)
 * Blood Curse of the Marked
 * Fighting Style: Dueling
 * Crimson Rite
 * Rite of the Flame
 * Blood Hunter Order: Order of the Lycan
 * Heightened Senses
 * Hybrid Transformation (Chetney becomes Medium while transformed)
 * Extra Attack
 * Predatory Strike

Behind the scenes


Chetney was conceived as a "true, legit" take on the character Chutney Chocolatecane, a Christmas elf Travis played in and in Narrative Telephone ' s "Chutney's Christmas Vacation"; Campaign Three and the Critical Role special do not share continuity, and the gnome Chetney is distinct from the Christmas elf Chutney.

Chetney bears similar facial scars to his Christmas elf counterpart, and his knit cap alludes to Chutney's Christmas hat; similarly, both are armed with a weaponized wood chisel. As Chutney is a toymaking elf from the North Pole who rues the replacement of wooden toys with plastic ones, so Chetney is a toymaker from the snowbound northern city of Uthodurn who opposes the use of metal instead of wood in craftsmanship. Both Chutney and Chetney committed an act of violence against their former employer (Santa Claus and Oltgar respectively). Snowflakes are also depicted in the animation on Chetney's stat card, a further nod to his inspiration, and Chetney, a blood hunter, was initially stated to be a rogue like Chutney.

Travis wanted Chetney to join the party a little later in the story, so Chetney was not introduced until toward the end of. Instead, Travis played Bertrand Bell (a returning character) until and was absent from the table until Chetney's introduction.

Appearances and mentions

 * Campaign Three, every episode beginning at

Quotations
Laudna: Are you armed to the teeth? Chetney: Yes. Chetney: I do now.
 * Chetney: (on meeting the party) You're awfully nice. I mean, I could be fucking armed to the teeth. You don't know me.
 * Chetney: (explaining his woodworking past) I started with furniture and there wasn't much of a market for that where I was. I wanted to make something that people loved, so I switched to toys. I'm particularly good at making rocking horses.
 * Chetney: I love working with wood.
 * Chetney: Woodworking is something I've had a passion for for decades, maybe longer. I learned from some of the best. [...] The wood speaks to you. You just have to be ready to listen.
 * Dorian: to Chetney You have a friend, right? Like a group of friends?
 * Chetney: (after admitting his lycanthropy to the party) I won't lie. There are some things that I haven't told you yet, but I'm trusting you more, and I have selfish desires. There are people that need to die, and things that need to be righted, but that's down the road.
 * Chetney, on multiple occasions: (in his mind) Balls!

Trivia

 * The animation on both his gnome and his werewolf stat cards is of falling snow.
 * Chetney is one of two members of Bells Hells with darkvision. Because Laudna acquired it magically through her sorcerer subclass, he is the only one who has darkvision naturally.
 * Chetney was introduced in December 2021, apt given his roots in a Christmas-themed one-shot.
 * The RTA tattooed on Chetney's right shoulder stands for "Recognize the Alpha"; Matt emphasized in-universe that the concept of wolves having an alpha is based on outdated research that has since been completely disproven. (This is an allusion to L. David Mech, who popularized the idea of alpha male wolves in his 1970 book The Wolf but has since disavowed the book's premise and worked to correct the popular misconceptions it created. While wolves do not typically have alphas, some other species, such as lions and mandrills, do have male dominance hierarchies.)