Talks Machina 100: Xhorhas

is the one hundredth episode of Talks Machina. The cast discuss with host Brian Wayne Foster.

Introduction

 * The Search for Grog oneshot airs on February 22 on Critical Role's Twitch channel, uploaded on February 23 to Critical Role's Youtube channel.
 * Travis debuted his "dad glasses."
 * Talks Machina and Critical Role will air on Critical Role's Twitch channel starting with this episode of Talks Machina. Future episodes of both shows will be available on Critical Role's Youtube channel. Starting with Episode 101, Talks Machina episodes will be available on Youtube the Thursday after they air.

CritRoleStats

 * Talks Machina has had 9 call-ins, 244 guest misnomers, 93 episodes of pre-show hijinks, 93 episodes of Arsequeef, 826 days of being on the internet.

Part 1

 * Stever Failows (cameraman and director of photography) Cam: does a bit of not paying attention.


 * Zach (technical director) Cam

GIF of the Week
Winner: Brandon King (@ZosoColossus on Twitter); gif of Sam and Travis interacting.

Prize: Black Critical Role Whispered One t-shirt with skull and bust of Yasha.


 * Arsequeef won a Lifetime Achievement Award for Gif of the Week (the "reward" was Max's 2006 Honda Accord; it was pictured with the caption "Not actually a prize, sorry Arsequeef. Max would be left homeless").

Part 2

 * Maxwell James Cam


 * Chris Lockey (producer) Cam


 * Ed Lopez (COO) cam

Fan Art of the Week
Winner: Mary Hauder (@oinkyfalcon on Twitter); Group portrait of the Mighty Nein.

Prize: Cherry tabletop dice tray from Wyrmwood Gaming, plus the Whispered One t-shirt.

Part 3

 * Chris Willmott (sound guy) Cam


 * Brittany Walloch-Key (director of events) Cam
 * Tal Levitas Cam

Quotations

 * Sam: "No one thought it was possible for you to hold down a job for this long."
 * Brian: "244 guest misnomers before we just...yeah. That well was dry. The rhyme websites did not help."
 * Laura: "They don't like it. And like I've said before, what does Jester want but she wants people to be happy? Even people that she doesn't understand, you know?"
 * Sam: "If Jester wants me to, I guess I'll change."
 * Liam: "He's got fre-eh-ends?"
 * Taliesin: "We haven't really hit any of the things that will flap him yet, but there are things."
 * Travis: "He is incentivized by the amazing tattoos being given out by one very cute tiefling...WHOA WHOA WHOA TALKS COMMENTARY NOT CANON."
 * Brian: "That's what we get for buying him a real sword."
 * Travis: "Oh yeah, I totally know the relationship there, I was just making sure the audience knew."
 * Taliesin: "He is actually pretending to be a bugbear, he is in truth Matt Mercer."
 * Sam: "Fjord's expyendable."
 * Ashley: "Travis as himself is like a deck of many things. You just don't know what you're gonna get."
 * Sam: "That Dunamancy shit is lit."
 * Matt: "Gilmore was a creative kill with Telekinesis."
 * Matt: "It felt like an alien abduction for five minutes and it completely changed my life."
 * Matt: "I decided, Laura, not to look anywhere but where they told me to. Because they were shooting lasers in my fucking eyeballs."
 * Liam: "They're even more alike than he thought they were. And he loves her."
 * Taliesin: "He is vaguely aware that there is war."
 * Sam: "If you have a problem with compressed air, seek help."
 * Laura: "Each person gets a special google."
 * Laura: "There are multiple people getting tattoos, and I am ALL ABOUT IT."
 * Brian: "Talks Machina Episode 200, Laura tattoos the cast."
 * Marisha: "Maybe I shouldn't run into traffic with my pants around my ankles, I don't know."
 * Ashley: "You're so good at this!...I'm really proud of you."
 * Brian: "I threw up one episode in the middle of the show and then came back."