Spurt

 was a kobold inventor. He was played by Chris Perkins.

Personality
Spurt was mischievous but cowardly, and reckoned himself to be elderly at 11 days old, believing that to be the average lifespan of Kobolds. As an inventor he was incredibly resourceful shown by the fact he had fashioned a diverse array of primitive weapons. Due to never having ventured far from his home he proved to be naïve to threats he had never encountered before, a characteristic that would later cost him his life.

Background
Sometime prior to meeting the Mighty Nein, Spurt's brother was eaten by a green slime. Spurt claims it to be the worst thing he had ever seen.

Spurt was dispatched to spy on the Mighty Nein and put rot grubs in their mouths as they slept. Spurt joined the party as a scout at the first promise of food.

Notable Items

 * Basket of centipedes
 * The "centi-pult"
 * Green Slime pot
 * Scorpion on a stick (named Stingy)
 * Skunk in a cage (named Pepe)
 * Swarm of rot grubs
 * Wasp nest in a bag

Quotations
Spurt: "Eleven days!" Nott: "How long do kobolds live?" Spurt: "ELEVEN DAYS!"
 * Jester: "Hey Spurt. How long have you lived down here?"
 * "You're dead! You're dead!" (after throwing a wasp's nest at a fire giant)
 * "I win!" (last words before being smashed by a fire giant's maul)

Trivia

 * Chris Perkins was the first guest to appear in both campaigns.
 * Spurt is the third guest player character to die and the first guest player character to die on the screen. Coincidentally, two of these characters were played by Chris Perkins.
 * He is also the guest player character to be on the show for the shortest time, appearing for less than 30 minutes before his death.