The King's Cage

is the sixty-ninth episode of the second campaign of Critical Role. The Mighty Nein pass through an ominous doorway to uncover the secrets of an evil locked away for centuries...

Announcements

 * Sam talked about the new D&D Beyond Essentials Kit available at Target.
 * He then challenged Liam to a debate in their ongoing battle to secure the Presidency of D&D Beyond. Sam claims that his campaign is back on track as he is a master debater.
 * Matt spoke about:
 * Idle Champions, the second sponsor for this episode.
 * Talks Machina Panel at San Diego Comicon.
 * Summer programming forecast.
 * Next week is a break, so 9 Jul 2019 will be the next transmission.
 * The new Mighty Nein tabard decorating the set.

Previously on Critical Role
''So, last we left off, the Mighty Nein had been chasing down a lead, an individual who had been racing northward, and seemingly is attached to these strange devices that have been causing rifts to the Abyss to tear open all across Xhorhas. In following this individual across the Barbed Fields, dodging and escaping dangerous encounters, you found yourself beneath the nearby mountains of Bazzoxan, traveling through subterranean tunnels of some ancient dungeon, once locked by these celestial angel statues. You made your way through a bridge where silence was of the essence, where it seemed a chasm filled with tortured, twisting flesh, teeth, and eyes would gibber, if you will, upon hearing the presence of players. Escaping the confusion and a few tumbles, one completely off the edge of the bridge and into the mass, thankfully salvaged by a played-via-remote Jester, and then into a strange, cold, maze of mirrors, and a glacial crystal barrier, upon which inspecting the reflections in the mirror, the reflections began to pull some of you in. In an alternate chamber there, battle was done with strange reflections, dark reflections of yourselves. Upon completing that battle, you found a way back into the main chamber, discovered the musical key that managed to open this crystalline barrier, and behind that, another door, which contained one of the porcelain celestial sculptures, holding its hands together with a small opening. You discovered in the mirror realm some sort of a magical dagger that was embedded in the wall. Placing it within this sculpture, it unlocked the door. As the eyes bled, they swung open. And that is where we’ve left off.''

Part I
The party takes a short rest, while Caleb identifies the whip that Frumpkin retrieved, and Jester decides to keep it. Nott and Jester go back to the mirror room and Nott asks Jester if she's seen her flask. At first, Jester evades the question, but then gives in and admits she took it because she was worried about Nott and hoped she would realize that she didn't need it. She gives it back, encouraging Nott to cut back on her drinking. Nott admits that she's scared because, although she loves her husband and son, she doesn't want to just go back with them and leave her current life. Eventually Nott agrees to only drink between 11:30 am and 11:00 pm, and gets started.

The party enters the final chamber, seeing two staircases leading down to a chained sarcophagus on a platform. On the ceiling is a mural of a crowned, swollen pale worm burrowing through landscapes. They are investigating the room when suddenly Obann comes in behind them, telling them a bit of the history of this buried temple and greeting Yasha as the Orphanmaker, his former compatriot working for the Angel of Irons. Obann is here to release their "brother" from his imprisonment. He drops his drow disguise and is shown to have red skin, yellow eyes, horns that curl across his head, and red leathery wings, which he uses to fly to the top of the room and begin reading from a stone tablet.

Despite the party's best efforts, they are unable to stop his reading and only slightly wound him. As he concludes his reading, the tablet flashes, the chains shatter off, and the lid of the sarcophagus explodes upward. Mist pours from inside, and a large, meaty, pale hand grasps the side.

Break

 * D&D Beyond animation.
 * Advertisement for Idle Champions.
 * Advertisement for heat activated mug, available from US and UK online stores.
 * Clips from.
 * Advert for "Baby Got Backstories" t-shirts.
 * Taliesin advertises Critical Role Twitch subscription.
 * Critters' Art Montage.

The Battle Continues
The lid of the sarcophagus flies into the ceiling of the chamber and shatters, the Mighty Nein watch as a giant, pale hand grasps the edge of the and a figure wearing a deep brown hood and cloak comes to its feet and is about ten feet tall. Sharp broken teeth in a sagging jaw and what can be seen of pale, dirty skin is all that is visible under the hood. As the figure steps out of the sarcophagus, red leather is briefly visible under the cloak and it has a missing right hand, instead it has a long, double-sided blade fixed and built into its arm.

Obann shouts to the figure and encourages it to join the fight before flying up to the ceiling.

The Laughing Hand calls forth spirit creatures in the shape of dark hounds that emerge from the shadows, who then attack Yasha. The Laughing Hand advances on Jester, so Fjord fires two blasts of Eldritch Blast at it but with little effect, then he casts Hexblade's Curse on Obann.

Yasha then flanks the Laughing Hand, defending herself from the Shadowhounds as she moves, lashes out with the Skin Gorger and is able to wound him quite severely. At this point, the Barlgura joins the attack against the Laughing Hand and successfully grapples him and bites into the back of his neck.

Beau and Caleb now join the fray, when Beau rushes forward and gives Obann a roundhouse kick in the face with Stunning Strike and a short fist into the jaw, again with Stunning Strike. She follows this with a quick attack against The Laughing Hand but with little effect. Caleb then casts Cat's Ire against Obann which brings him to the ground, he follows this up by casting Scorching Ray against one of the shadowhounds, but with less effect that he hoped for.

Caduceus now runs up to Obann and attacks him with his Blightstaff, but misses. Then he casts Holy Weapon on Beau.

Now its Jester's turn, she shrugs off a psychic attack and casts Mirror Image and then Spiritual Weapon before dashing across the room towards Fjord. Nott moves up the stairs to get a clear line of sight on Obann and shoots him with her crossbow invoking Fury of the Small as she does. Nott manages to hurt him and then ducks back against the wall.

The Laughing Hand is furious and attacks the Balgura with his blade arm, as this happens, Fjord attacks Obann using his falchion causing decent damage. Yasha take the opportunity to attack The Laughing Hand as he is trading blows with the Balgura, she manages to resist whispering voices that are filling her head and lashes out with her sword. She is then forced to retreat back slightly narrowly avoiding a strike by The Laughing Hand. Whilst he is distracted by Yasha, the Balgura grabs him, lifts him high and slams him to the ground. Fjord darts in close and slashes the Laughing Hand causing more damage. Then it is noticed that every wound The Laughing Hand incurs changes into a mouth that starts laughing maniacally, meaning that members of the Mighty Nein require wisdom checks during every round.

Beau can now attack Obann and manages to grievously wound him due to her being imbued with Holy Weapon. Caleb can now jump back in and uses Cat's Ire to grapple and crush Obann but fails the crush. The wizard then attempts to turn Obann into a turtle, but the spel fails.

Caduceus then hits The Laughing Hand again with his Staff of Witheringbut misses and retreats back and is protected by Beau as she is in Sentinel mode, but Caduceus still gets wounded. he positions himself in front of Caleb.

The shadowhounds leap up and run around the walls to directly attack Jester but they attack the duplicate by mistake. Jester is not able to move away from them, so sh remains still and sends her Spiritual Weapon to attack one of them. Then she casts Banishment on The Laughing Hand which he unfortunately for her, just shrugs off. In an attempt to avoid the shadowhound, she 'parkours' off the wall and is able to get out of range but is lightly wounded in the process.

Nott can now fire twice on Obann, but he is able to dodge one and block the other. Caleb then casts counterspell causing the blocked crossbow bolt to cause damage and severely wound Obann.

Obann flies up and away but cannot avoid a strike by Fjord that kills him. With his dying breath, Obann looks at Yasha ad murmurs, "Avenge me."

Yasha is now forced to make a wisdom save which she fails and loses control of herself as old, forgotten anger wells up within her.

The Laughing Hand attacks the Balgura and disintegrates it. The laughter is getting louder and louder and he attacks Beau.

Fjord can see that Yasha is not in her right mind and attempts to pull he out of the room, but she shrugs him off and chooses to stay in the chamber.

The Mighty Nein know they cannot beat The Laughing Hand so decide that they need to retreat. With Fjord covering them, the Mighty Nein - apart from Yasha - exit the room and start running back up the stairs.

Escape To The Surface
As the stone door in the Angel room closes behind them, the Mighty Nein are distraught that Yasha has turned with Jester being particularly affected. They then hear heavy footsteps and a loud hammering as The Laughing Hand tries to beat the door down so he can escape his prison.

The remaining members of the Mighty Nein dash across the bridge as fast as they can, narrowly avoiding the effects of the whispering voices. Then they need to bypass the mist creature in the tower before exiting the caverns and make it back to the surface.

Once there, they have a conversation about what their next steps need to be.

Meanwhile, Yasha remains in the chamber and is confronted by returning memories...

The Mighty Nein

 * Beauregard
 * Caduceus Clay
 * Fjord
 * Frumpkin
 * Jester Lavorre
 * Nott
 * Yasha Nydoorin
 * Caleb Widogast

New

 * The Laughing Hand
 * Barlgura

Returning

 * Obann

Mentioned

 * The Crawling King
 * The Angel of Irons

Trivia

 * Caleb is the first member of the Mighty Nein to self crit.

Quotations

 * Nott: I'm just scared. That's all. I'm scared of-- I'm scared of what happens next. You know? I don't know what's going to happen after this. I found my husband. I found my son. I want to go back with them so much. But I'm worried that if I go back, that'll be it.


 * Nott: (taking the first swig from her newly recovered flask) It's 11:30 somewhere!

Yasha: A master debater? Caleb: Some would say so.
 * Caleb: I was a good debater in school, but...

Yasha: Never. ... Matt: (after she rolls a 2 wisdom save) You feel a burning, sharp pain in the back of your neck, right at the base of the skull. And this old forgotten anger wells up within you.
 * Matt: (at Obann's death) As he arcs through the air, kind of floating down, he glances over towards Yasha as he's falling and says, "Avenge me."