Mallory Klaxton

 is an aging Dunmer sorcerer who serves as cook and chef at the Dreary Jug (later renamed Grelnok's Skull), which he owns collectively with Grelnok, Hoa, Slaughter, and Tavima. He is played by Taliesin Jaffe in.

Appearance
Mallory is an aging Dunmer with white hair and beard. Like all dark elves, he has dark greyish skin.

Personality
In his role as cook and chef, Mallory is generally quippy and distrusting. His generally dark temperament leads Slaughter to comment, "Every dish you describe sounds like a threat."

Background
At some point in Mallory's distant past ("an old past [he'd] like to forget"), he learned to use a lockpick.

Quotations

 * (On serving underdone pork to a group of patrons.) "Apologize to them. It's terrible 'cause they ordered it too early. They should know better."
 * "Watch that table over there. They ordered the pork at this hour. I don't trust anybody who does that."
 * "Offer her the Plowman Special."
 * "I bake the bread myself. It's amazing and it complements the wine perfectly. There may be blood in the bread."
 * (Offering underdone pork to Diven Leson:) "Here's a sample of our smoked pork, on the house."
 * "I have a stick. I'm going to hit them with a stick."
 * "Cursive's a lost art."
 * "Does she have a clay pot? I usually find something in a clay pot."
 * (Contemplating entering a dark and potentially dangerous tunnel that may have treasure in it:) "If it's between this and the tax collector, I'm okay with this."
 * "You just make everyone sign a waiver. You can get away with anything."
 * "Oh, no! I'm right here! I'm so edible! Aah!"