Family Matters

is the ninety-sixth episode of the first campaign of Critical Role. Vox Machina mobilizes to assist the Trickfoots in purging Pike of the blood curse. However, some things are not as they seem...

Pre-Show

 * Ashley Johnson is in transit from the airport. (She arrives in time to take part in Trickfoot Family History)

Announcements

 * Merch update.
 * Wednesday Club will be discussing the Eisners.
 * New episode of Signal Boost is up, starring Hannah Mahoney.
 * Travis still refuses to do a "Sportsball" episode for Signal Boost.
 * Taliesin, Marisha, Matt, and Brian Foster will be at MomoCon, which is May 25-28.
 * Talks Machina is Tuesdays at 7 PM Pacific on Twitch and Alpha.
 * Sam gives a shoutout to critter Kurt Shappacher, a.k.a. Bork, The Most Eloquent Half-Orc, to wish him a speedy recovery.
 * Because Sam missed Critmas, he is presented with a couple things that were sent to him: a Scanlan-face quilt and an itty-bitty Doty.
 * If someone sends Travis a genuine Heisman trophy, he promises to do a Sportsball episode for Signal Boost.

Part I
As Vox Machina make their way downstairs for breakfast, they find Astra sewing herself a new blouse out of some of the clothes she found in her guest quarters. Vex'ahlia quickly orders any untouched garments to be removed from the room.

Grog, enthusiastic to play tour guide, asks for a fancy hat to make him more visible. Percival and Vex raid Cassandra's spring wardrobe for something suitable. They construct a massive, belled, feathered, and be-ribboned captain's hat, which they present to Grog as his "official Whitestone tour hat." Now suitably decorated, Grog invites the gnomes onto the flying carpet for the tour, with Percy and Vax'ildan accompanying.

Trickfoot Family History
Meanwhile, Keyleth brings Vex, Pike, and Taryon to Westruun for a visit to Wilhand Trickfoot. As Wilhand prepares tea, they ask him about the curse that Ogden claims to have dreamt about. Wilhand explains that he got away from the Trickfoot lifestyle early on, and therefore doesn't know much about what happened to Theobold Trickfoot, or whether he may have died of a blood curse. He does mention that diabetes runs in the family.

Back in Whitestone, the tour group find their way to Firecracker Alley to see the Riflemen. Kynan, who has been appointed the captain, greets them. Vax reclaims his serpent belt from Kynan, saying he missed it. Vax, Grog, Johann, and Astra all try their hands at target practice with the rifles, with varying degrees of success.

Everyone reconvenes at the castle for lunch. Pike takes Ogden to visit the local temple of Sarenrae for a private conversation. Ogden tells her the history of how the Trickfoots were first cursed. He explains that he has spent his life researching this curse, and once succeeded in exorcising it from Johann some years ago. Based on his research, he believes he can perform a ritual to cleanse Pike herself as well. She agrees to talk to the rest of the group about it, and they return to the castle.

Part II
Noticing JB looking dejected, Vex takes her aside. They go to look at Vex's new house. Upon learning that JB is an avid reader, Vex takes her to see the library and loans her a book about the Feywild. They go next to Tary to see if he can write a story about the Trickfoots and their curse. He takes some notes from what JB tells him, agreeing that they will ask Ogden for more details later.

The party reconvene in Pike's quarters to discuss what they've learned. Vax tries a Divine Sense to see if there are any fiends or undead in Pike, but finds nothing. They all agree that the whole affair seems fishy, and that Pike seems highly unlikely to be affected by this curse. Since they can't know for sure, however, they may as well go through with Ogden's ritual.

Ogden's Exorcism
The group scatters to gather the expensive components that Ogden requests for his ritual. The next morning, Keyleth casts Wind Walk to get them to a suitable location, the Salted Bluffs overlooking the sea high up in the Alabaster Sierras. There, they camp for the few days that remain until the full moon. Pike casts Hallow to prepare the grounds for the ritual.

As Vox Machina arrange themselves to prepare for a fight against whatever entity will be exorcised, Ogden begins the ritual. Tary attempts to read his mind with a Potion of Mind Reading, but has no luck. Ogden chants, the diamond in his hand disappears, and a dark cloud begins to emerge from Pike's form.

Percy takes a shot at the dark entity, but his bullet seems to pass through with no effect. Grog's axe, however, takes a chunk out of it. The party continue to fight as the Trickfoots scatter and hide. A number of hits do land, and the creature begins to look badly damaged, while landing no hits of its own on anyone.

Vex, suspicious now, takes a closer look at the creature. Recognizing it now as an illusion, she uses her earring to notify the rest of the group. Tary throws an arcane bead at Ogden, breaking his concentration and causing the smoke creature to abruptly vanish. Ogden is left encased in a force bubble, which Doty carries to the edge of the cliff.

Farewell to the Trickfoots
Under interrogation, Ogden—who has suddenly become rather more spry than he previously let on—reveals that he still has the diamond that was supposedly expended by his spell. He confesses that they only came to try to get a portion of the fortune Pike has been enjoying.

Just then, Tary's force bubble expires, and Ogden goes plummeting over the cliff. Vax dives after him and catches him. The diamond he was holding disappears, presumably dropped to the bottom of the cliff.

JB admits that she was in on the ruse, but only wanted to use it as a chance to be friends with Pike again. Pike, emotionally devastated by the whole affair, gives Ogden, Johann, and Astra her entire purse of money, then tells them she never wants to see them again. She asks for JB alone to stay.

Vex pats the three of them down, finding a large amount of silverware from the castle, which she reclaims. With that, the three gnomes begin their slow way down the mountain back to their cart, leaving JB behind with Pike and the rest of Vox Machina.

Vox Machina

 * Taryon Darrington
 * Doty 2.0
 * Keyleth
 * Percival de Rolo
 * Grog Strongjaw
 * Pike Trickfoot
 * Trinket
 * Vax'ildan
 * Vex'ahlia

Returning

 * Kynan Leore
 * Sun Tree (used as transportation; did not speak)
 * Astra Trickfoot
 * JB Trickfoot
 * Johann Trickfoot
 * Ogden Trickfoot
 * Wilhand Trickfoot

Mentioned

 * Erathis
 * Fassbender
 * Shaun Gilmore
 * Pelor
 * Master Quall (unnamed)
 * Sarenrae
 * Theobold Trickfoot
 * Keeper Yennen
 * Kashaw Vesh
 * Ishma
 * OG Pipemender
 * Lons Pipemender
 * The Moonweaver
 * Melanie de Rolo

Quotations

 * Percy: The gardens were originally constructed by Melanie de Rolo, who is actually one of more interesting de Rolos of the time. She was of the third generation to be born into this castle. Melanie was actually fascinating. She was eventually removed from her position for accusations of witchcraft and raising of the undead. ... The strange materials that are mined in this part of the world have given rise to all sorts of stories due to its pale appearance, the fact that under certain types of moonlight it can glow with a strange phosphorescent supernatural glow. There are even tales of people seeing several of the more notorious de Rolos as spirits wandering about the halls, Melanie just being one of them.
 * Ogden: Over four centuries ago, when our kin still occupied the city of Wittebak, up in the Cliffkeep Mountains, long before our bloodline took the name Trickfoot, there was a wily rock gnome called OG Pipemender. Now, OG grew jealous of his brother, Lons, and his business's success, and his marriage, apparently. So, seeking a means of balancing their standing, bringing Lons down a peg or two, OG plotted to undermine and shame his brother, and destroy his life. Now, he was successful in this plot, at least from what I've gleaned. Lons was ruined, but not before it was revealed to Lons that OG himself was the culprit.

Now, cornered and fearing for his life, OG lashed out and slew his brother. He fled Wittebak and wandered the mountains for weeks, scavenging to survive. On a full moon, he was visited by a vision of what is believed to be the Lawbearer, Erathis herself. At least, an aspect of her, at the very least. Now, this grave injustice he had committed did not go unnoticed by the Lawbearer, and it required punishment. A curse was set within the very blood of OG himself, one that lay dormant from generation to generation, unless those carrying the seed fell to extreme selfishness and wanton destruction of others.

Now, we Trickfoots may not have the best reputation, but what we do, we do it to survive. We hurt no other in the process. Those that wander too far into the dark call up this curse and the shades within them slowly hollow them out, leaving a ravenous, selfish beast of a gnome.

These visions that I've dreamt, I've had them before. They were not wrong. I saw the shades within my beloved, Ishma, but knew too little at the time to stop them. I caught the shades within others since—within Johann here, even, years and years ago—and used what I learned to exorcise them out.

These visions I have now show you, young Pike, a darkness within you far greater than the others, and I don't know what has drawn them to you. You walk with such light, and I am worried what could be hidden beneath all the layers of silver and gold and blue and Sarenrae's blessing that could still draw these shades to you. Where you've been, what you've done, I know not. I know not the justice of the goddess, can presume not to know. I don't bother myself with such unknowable things. But I am here to try and help, if I can. If you'll have me. I've had an entire lifetime to think and learn and research and regret.
 * Pike: (to Johann) There actually is a curse on our family. It's called diabetes.

Trivia

 * The language Ogden spoke during the "exorcism" was not a language at all; it was complete gibberish.
 * During the fight against the "dark entity," the hits that seemed to have no effect were the ones that Ogden couldn't see happening.