Thordak (episode)

is the seventy-ninth episode of the first campaign of Critical Role. Having infiltrated the center of Emon, Vox Machina and their allies engage Thordak in a battle to the death.

Announcements

 * Sam reads an "original Dr. Seuss" poem for Backblaze
 * Matt reads a Loot Crate ad
 * The next episode of Critical Role will be on January 5
 * Laura plugs merch in the web store, but she has no idea what it is
 * Marisha plugs a last minute Signal Boost episode airing tomorrow and the Spotify playlists
 * Blizzard Entertainment approved the use of their music in the show
 * Special Critmas episode of Talks Machina next Tuesday

Part I
As Thordak emerges from the crater, he hasn't spotted Vox Machina and their allies yet. They are able to take their Potions of Fire Resistance unseen, but he notices when Vex utters the Pass Without a Trace spell incantation. The party takes a few shots at Thordak, including a Tsunami spell from Keyleth that is less effective than she'd hoped due to Thordak's massive size. The dragon breathes fire and most of the party are injured, Gilmore severely. More shots are taken at Thordak, many of them deflected by his tough hide. Raishan appears in her true dragon form, breathes poison at Thordak, and casts Blight on him.

More attacks and spells are volleyed at Thordak, while magma shoots from the ground at the party members. Thordak unleashes four savage attacks on Grog and two Fire Elementals leap from holes in the ground. Loud noises are heard in the sky and the skyship Deera appears overhead, joining the fray. As the battle progresses, Thordak often talks to either himself or something unseen, using the word "we."

The Deera fires two shots at Thordak, drawing two of the wyverns' attention to the battlefield. A cloud of poison is released from the ground, but the party is immune because of yesterday's Heroes' Feast. Scanlan and Percy badly wound one of the fire elementals and Keyleth finishes it off with a Thunderwave. Raishan kills one of the wyverns, its lizardman rider falling to the ground. Gilmore hits Thordak with a powerful Disintegrate spell, doing a large amount of damage to the dragon, and the scar tissue dissolves to reveal a large red crystal inside his chest where the flesh is burned away.

Thordak flies into the air and hits Grog, Pike, Kima, and Gilmore with another fire breath, doing massive damage to each of them and knocking Gilmore unconscious. Vex reaches back for her last Arrow of Dragon Slaying and finds two there, one with a note on it that she quickly tucks into her pocket. She unfortunately misses the mark with it and ducks in a corner to hide.

Kima heals Gilmore with Lay On Hands. Vax deals a mighty blow on Thordak with his Dragon Slayer Longsword and follows it with a blow from Whisper that plunges into the dragon and hits the crystal inside him, which visibly cracks. The party scores a few more hits on the dragon, and in the distance a fire giant is seen climbing over the inner wall of the Cloudtop district and joins the battle. The party recognizes that this is not one of the giants that Zahra and Kashaw were dealing with.

Keyleth destroys the other fire elemental in one hit with a Tidal Wave. Gilmore remarks that Thordak isn't looking too good and fires a Lightning Bolt at him. Thordak unleashes yet another fire breath, damaging Pike and Scanlan and knocking Jarett unconscious. Vex hits Thordak with her final Arrow of Dragon Slaying, which destroys the crystal inside him. Thordak's form shrinks and withers and he returns to his normal (albeit still gargantuan) size.

The party continues attacking Thordak, Vax while standing on Thordak's head. Pike heals Jarett, bringing him back to consciousness. Raishan hits Thordak with Chain Lightning, which arcs and also hits Vax. After a few more hits, Thordak is badly wounded and dives into the crater to make an escape. Vax falls into the tunnel with him but loses his grip shortly after and Thordak disappears further down the tunnel.

Vax flies down the tunnel and catches up, grabbing onto his back and burying the Dragon Slayer Longword into his hide. Then he jabs Whisper deep into the dragon's flesh, burying his arm to the shoulder. As he remembers the voice of his mother, he rips the dagger out of the dragon's neck and it falls limp to the ground. Thordak the Cinder King is dead. Vex, who was chasing after her brother, arrives at the scene and hugs him. They have completed their mission to avenge their mother's death.

Break

 * Sam reads a Backblaze ad while still in shock from the battle
 * A Backblaze video featuring Yev is played
 * A video for Patrick Rothfuss' charity Worldbuilders is played
 * The Wyrmwood giveaway winner is DetectiveKane

Part II
Outside the crater, a lizardman, a wyvern rider, and a fire giant still remain on the battlefield. The fire giant lands a hit on Grog, but the party dispatches it quickly. War cries all across the city surround them. The Deera fires shots at Raishan that miss wide, and Raishan tells the party to call them off. Then she jumps down into the crater and finds the twins standing by the corpse of Thordak.

Jarett and Grog finish off the wyvern while the rest of the party make their way to the crater. Below, Vex can see down into the chamber at the bottom of the tunnel, a large room bisected by flowing lava. Vax asks Keyleth via earring "hit or wait," and she tells him to wait until she gets there. Raishan pulls a scroll from under one of her scales and begins reading from it. Keyleth says "Don't let her touch him!" and Vax throws three daggers at Raishan, but she manages to complete the incantation. The spell seems to be similar to Pike's Speak With Dead spell, and the corpse of Thordak is partly reanimated as his head moves and takes in a breath.

Vax tells Raishan that he intends to kill her today. Raishan says to come claim her and darts away from Thordak's body and into the chamber below, Vex firing arrows at her as she passes. Keyleth arrives next to Vax and they confirm with each other that they're going in after Raishan. Above, Grog crushes the final lizardman's skull between his bare hands. He and the remaining party members rush down into the crater.

Vax, Vex, and Keyleth chase Raishan into the chamber below, where they see five nine-foot-tall dragon eggs that appear to be elementally-altered. Vex spies Raishan hiding at the top of the chamber just as the dragon casts Meteor Swarm. Vax manages to step out of the way in time, but Vex and Keyleth are hit by large flaming meteorites, severely wounding them.

Vox Machina

 * Keyleth
 * Percival de Rolo
 * Scanlan Shorthalt
 * Grog Strongjaw
 * Pike Trickfoot (controlled by Laura and Liam)
 * Trinket
 * Vax'ildan
 * Vex'ahlia

Returning

 * Shaun Gilmore
 * Jarett Howarth
 * Lady Kima of Vord
 * Raishan
 * Thordak

Mentioned

 * Elaina

Quotations
Liam: (impersonating Thordak) I guess I'll go back to sleep now. Sam/Scanlan: Actually yes, that is my biggest thing! So yes... (Remaining cast bursts into laughter) Thordak: Good.
 * [Thordak emerges from his burrow, then rolls a natural one perception check for noticing Vox Machina]
 * Travis: I just want to pee on myself and run!
 * Thordak : Is this all you've got?!

Trivia

 * Vax'ildan dealt a monstrous 118 points of damage to Thordak: 102 points with his first attack using the Dragon Slayer Longsword and 16 points with his second attack using Whisper.