Transcript:The Search For Grog

BRIAN: Los Angeles! it's Critical Role Live!

[Applause & cheering]

BRIAN: Welcome, welcome, welcome. I apologize in advance for many of the things you're gonna see here tonight. As usual. I'll take these off 'cause I can't really see anything. We couldn't afford the insurance in case I fall off the stage. Guys! How does everbody feel? Is everybody ready to stay turnt this evening?

[Cheering]

BRIAN: As you know, we spend a lot of time on our outfits for these live shows. I went online, and I Googled... I'm colourblind, is the problem. I wanted to know, like, what do the drug dealers in Beverly Hills dress like?

[Laughing]

BRIAN: Well, this is actually what I wear when I go to the skate park to I sell cigerrates to kids.

[Laughing]

BRIAN: We have a few announcements to get to before... we can just keep talking about this outfit. This outfit kinda says, like, this outfit says, cocaine's back baby!

[Cheering]

BRIAN: Just moments from now, my friends, you are going to witness, at these very tables, a masterclass in how to remember to play a character.

[Laughing & cheering]

BRIAN: I gotta be bad cop and say, we have a strict no spolier policy tonight. So, as you, yes, thank you. As you can see, we have fancy cameras and equipment placed all over the place. This is being recorded, and it's going to be released next month. Which is awsome.

MATT: Out of nowhere, five bugbears come charging out of a hallway, grab and tear off percy's arm!

SAM: Aah!

LIAM: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[Cheering]