Stephen Colbert's D&D Adventure with Matthew Mercer

is the forty-third special episode of Critical Role.

Noticing strange disappearances, Capo the book-learned bard grew frustrated when no one would listen to him. He gathered his belongings, weapons, and bee companion Eric to find the root of this terrible series of disappearances.

Introduction
''We begin in the hot summer months of the Menagerie Coast of Wildemount, the temperate kind of jungle, coastal home of the beautiful city of Feolinn. It's a wine city known for its affordable timeshares and tourist boards. But also the nearby forest, the Plumgroves, where it gains most of its wonderful fruit for its wines. But you, Capo, you've been collecting errant bits of lore of the history of the Plumgroves. And there was once a dark history that cast a shadow over this beautiful forest. Where once there was a dark mage who went mad, named Zathkira, who was trying to corrupt an ancient artifact known as the Crimson Sphere of Generosity. In his attempts to convert this artifact, he began to draw various tourists down into a subterranean layer beneath this forest, never to be seen again, or to become his terrible corrupted minions. However, he was defeated by a great hero named Shiona, who was wielding the Exalting Blade of Favor. However, upon defeating this mage, this laboratory vanished and was never found again, nor was the hero or the sword that she wielded. Now, this is just interesting information for anyone to have. And you being such a book-learned bard, you've been noticing strange disappearances recently, very similar to this very tumultuous time in Feolinn's history. No one else listening to you, you grow frustrated. You gather your belongings, gathering your weapons, and gather your companion friend Eric, your bee, to go ahead and see if you can find out the root of this terrible, rash series of disappearances. So, gathering your things as you leave your home heading towards the Plumgroves.''

Main part
Making their way deeper, into the Plumgroves, Capo and Eric eventually reach a small clearing and see as growling black furred panther leaps out of the woods in their direction. The panther with part of its face scraped off to the bone and its clouded eye dangling out of the socket, everything hinting on its undead nature. Missing his first strike, Capo manages to keep the panther at bay. To finish it off, he casts Thunderwave in panther's direction, causing flesh to shake of its bones, revealing the entryway into the subterranean regions beneath the Plumgroves.

The ppathway within to a endless pit with 60-foot rope bridge across and two stone imps mounted into on sides of the cave walls. Capo decides to throw a rock at the imps causing one of them to fall into the ravine with water below. He then ties his 50-foot rope to the bridge post and attemps to cross it. Halfway across noticing pinkish-purple imp eyes, Capo runs as far as the rope gives but not enough to exit the bridge, opening up an opportunity for the remaining imp to hit, which almost throws him off the bridge. It fires another blast but he ducks and tumbles out of the way reaching the opposite side.

In the next chamber, Capo finds some dull red spheres. As he approaches, one of them rolls in his direction and stops. He steps backwards and sees a little line appear across the front of it and it rolls a little faster in his direction. As he runs towards the tomb, six or seven of the spheres begin to roll out of the piles of bones and where the crack was opened he can see small rows of serrated teeth. Capo discovers that the spheres are discarded, failed attempts to recreate the magic of the Crimson Sphere of Generosity. Capo is hit by two of the spheres before he can get to the tomb where the final one leaps towards him and latches onto his chin. When he throws it, it shatters against the crystal floor, and all the rest of the spheres come to rest.

As he begins to look at the tomb, he hears a faint, strange, ethereal voice. A ghostly apparition appears of a female knight, her golden armor and beautiful dark skin bathed in a pale blue ethereal glow. He recognizes this to be Shiona, the warrior that previously defeated the mage. When Capo reaches for the sword, the spirit flares angrily.

Capo's answer is simple — he fights to alleviate children's poverty, proving to the ghost his heart is pure and driven to finish what she could not. Capo removes the Exalting Blade of Favor and is surprised as it begins to talk to him as he continues beyond the tomb. He listens through the door but hears nothing and tries to pick the lock with his thieves' tools. Willing his sword to give light, it lights his way with bright torchlight into the next chamber.

Entering the laboratory, he finds fresh-ish decaying corpses, and Zathkira hunched over, pulling apart one of the corpses. He tells Capo about his search for the source of a strange relic’s power, named "generosity". Convincing Zathkira to give him the orb, Capo tells Eric to scan around the back side. When he concentrates on the orb he knows that where humans keep their generosity is in their heart and he puts the orb on his nose. The effect of the nose settles and the sword hypes Capo up to fight Zathkira. He gives in.

Failing to dodge the first attack, Capo almost dies from a Lightning Bolt, but heals himself back and commands Eric to attack Zathkira. Zathkira casts Inflict Wounds in reprisal and kills the bee. Seeing this, Capo turns invisible and heads towards the bed. Not knowing where Capo went, Zathkira casts another bolt of lightning toward the corner of the room. Capo searches the bed finding a glass tube that contains some sort of faint blue energy and smashes it, and the body of Zathkira just falls limp.

Player Characters

 * Capo
 * Eric

New

 * Zathkira
 * Shiona