Zoen

 is a Human pirate. As an NPC, Zoen is played by Matthew Mercer.

Alongside his shipmate Waldark, Zoen is told to sleep on deck and to give up his quarters to the Mighty Nein who where recently indoctrinated into the Squall-Eater's crew under duress.

During the first night of the Squall-Eater crews stay at Darktow, Zoen is awoken in the middle of the night when Waldark falls through the floor of Avantika's office and lands on top of him. In panic Zoen stabs Waldark multiple times before realising his identity, after which he assists Waldark off the ship in search of aid at the nearby Bloated Cup.

Upon arriving at the Bloated Cup, Caduceus Clay offers his help and successfully heals Waldark and as Zoen tries to apologise Waldark punches him in the face in anger. Zoen spends the rest on the night both attempting to apologise and somewhat arguing with Waldark when his apology falls on death ears. The following morning Zoen is amongst the crew summoned to the Squall-Eater, he still seems apologetic when Avantika mentions his involvement of the previous night's unusual events.